savetheearth | I've been waiting so long to make this post

So. Police kidnappings. Mysterious underground snake armies. End of the semester rapidly approaching, too.

I don't know about you guys, but I could really use a break from all that shit right now. It's high time I lost touch with reality for a few hours.

9:51 PM, Voice

SHIT. Oh man. I figured it out. Vitamin-enriched condoms.

I'm going to be fucking rich.

10:27 PM, Video

What if art doesn't exist? Think about it. No art. We all imagined it. I've been wasting my life.

It's not like art means anything. Seriously, what is art? You don't have an answer, do you? Nobody does. The entire movement is deluding itself.

11:03 PM, Text

i bet the only reason that theres no aademy aword for best face bones is because idris elba would win every year

11:05 PM, Voice

Do you believe in God? Like, really believe that there's somebody up there who created everything, and now spends all day silently judging us from the sky.

I wish I did.

I want to believe.

Someone teach me how to believe.

I just don't know, sometimes.

I don't know.

11:46 PM, Voice, Private to Isaac Dian

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. It was just a joke, it was supposed to be a joke. That's all.

Are... Are we cool? Can we be friends some day?

12:38 PM, Voice

I've eaten so much pizza in my life, but have I ever really stopped and taken the time to appreciate pizza? I don't think I've ever tasted a pizza as much as I'm tasting this one. Right now. Oh my god.

1:01 AM, Video of the ceiling w/ audio

Do you, like

Do you ever think about, like... death, and stuff?

I think about it a lot.

I'm scared, sometimes. Right now. Like.

We're all going to die.

Some day.

It's just,

1:33 AM, Voice

[Unintelligible mumbling, followed by a solid minute of laughter.]

2:17 AM, Video

Look! Look!

[Video focusing on... an old-fashioned smoking pipe?]

It is a present from my imaginary friend. I think. I think it is mine. It feels like mine.

It came with some good stuff, too. I think this is a terrible idea but I'm already pretty fuckin' high so how could this go wrong?

2:45 AM, Voice from under the bed

THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA

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..............i feel like i should slap your wrist or something
what did we learn in elementary school about not taking drugs from strangers
especially imaginary strangers
especially imaginary strangers who give you strange drugs that you don't know the entire contents of
god damn

Does it count if the stranger is me? I think I got it from me.

how does that work exactly

I

I don't know. It's like...

All this stuff, with the memories, and...

...you know?

oh
you mean the
pulsecho shit

Yes! That's the thing. You're so smart.

ahaha...
so you got a magic crackpipe in an echo
what were you a drug dealer

I don't know, man.

The walls are colors.

don't lick them

I wasn't thinking about licking them.

Until now.

sara no

I could have licked the wall just now and you wouldn't know.

ten bucks says you would've told me if you did

I'd want to tell you what flavor it was.

I haven't licked it but I'm guessing almond.

colours don't have flavours tho
your wall probs tastes like dirt and sweat

Colors absolutely have flavors. Haven't you ever had, like, Nyquil?

i hate to burst your bubble but nyquil isn't a colour dude
unlike say
peptobismol pink
which is totes a colour
but it still doesn't have a flavour
it's just a colour

Nyquil is green and it tastes green.

.....please tell me you aren't drinking nyquil

[Sara.]

I wonder if we have any nyquil.

[Sara, no.]

no
fuck no

Have you ever noticed that you can do anything you want and that society's rules are an illusion?

your face is going to be an illusion
go drink some water

There's no such thing as water.

nyquil is not an alternative to water
go to the magic silver faucet in your bathroom and turn the enchanted cold handle to get water
stick your face under it and try to slurp some up like a horse

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