detectivetroll: (see through you)
Nick Burkhardt ([personal profile] detectivetroll) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-11-12 04:32 pm

it's like James Bond.

Who: Nick ([personal profile] detectivetroll), Ray ([personal profile] synonymouswithdookie)
Where: Somewhere in Locke City, moving to the police station
When: November 12th, afternoon
What: Arrests and interrogations and secret plots, oh my



Nick hadn't actually gone out today intending to do anything big about his undercover plot. He'd told Monroe and Yuji that he was going to take it slow - well, he'd tried to tell Yuji, but his partner's still pissed at him, and now Nick's starting to get angry at him back - but still, he is planning on taking it slow.

That involves nothing more than getting friendly with some of the cops with the strange dogs, at the moment, which is why Nick's chatting cheerfully with one of them on a coffee break.

Of course, the dog picks then to react to someone passing too close by it, an obvious signal that this is Someone of Interest, and someone who will likely be seeing the inside of the interrogation room. And, even worse, Nick recognizes the guy. This one isn't a false alarm.

The cop on the other end of the leash is looking forlornly at his cup of coffee, and Nick makes a split second decision.

"I got this," he says, flipping back his coat to put one hand on his handcuffs and make sure his badge is in plain view as he moves after the guy, calling, "Sir! I need you to stop right now, please."
synonymouswithdookie: (frysquint)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-13 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm gonna explain my boot up that dog's ass in a minute." He stood there grumbling for a few seconds, apparently calming down, before blurting "I HAD THINGS TO DO TODAY!"

Yes, the shouting was back. No, it wasn't necessary, but he was pissed as shit. He speed smoked the rest of his cigarette and dramatically spat the butt out on the ground. Yeah. Fuck you everyone. He was going to litter and you couldn't stop him. He then made a dramatic show out of displaying his wrists in that 'I double dog dare your ass to put those cuffs on me' sort of way.

"Well!? Let's get this bullshit over with, huh?"
Edited 2013-11-13 04:10 (UTC)
synonymouswithdookie: (drunk and/or napping?????)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-13 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Ray had already changed the fuck out of his mind, but contrary to popular belief, he wasn't a complete moron. Not that there would have been much for him to do by means of escape in the first place, especially with his bad knee, but hey. He was stuck, whether he liked it or not.

Honestly, he was more concerned about how he was going to explain all this to his boss. Uuuuughhhh how inconvenient. He sighed, defeated as all hell, and just waited for Nick to do whatever it was that he had to do.
synonymouswithdookie: (I don't like you.)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-13 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
"No shit? I would have just accepted the ass covering story."

Ray tried to get comfortable in the back seat, but the fact that he was kind of scared shitless of this whole situation was making that a little difficult. he settled for leaning against the door and staring out the window.

"What a load of bullshit. We're not hurting anything! Hell, all we've been doing is defending ourselves from weird shit! At least as far as I know. I guess I don't really pay as much attention as I should. Partly because I've been trying to avoid shit like this!"

He holds up his cuffed hands and wiggles them in Nick's rear view mirror.
synonymouswithdookie: (nooo my zim hair of ziiiim)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-13 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
"And now I'm stuck in the middle of some big dumbass cop conspiracy. Great, this is exactly how I wanted to spend my week."

Since he was all about theatrics, he groaned and bonked his head against the window a couple times.

"At least you're bein' straight with me, I can't complain about that. You know what's gonna happen though, if my mom finds out I'm in fucking jail? She's going to fly her ass out here and kick the shit out of me. I'm dead. I am a dead man."
synonymouswithdookie: (I don't like you.)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-13 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
"I heard about the water thing. I was a little late to the party for that one."

Ray frowned, staring at the back of Nick's head as he spoke. Not having to stay in jail for too long was good news, however...

"Who's 'he'? You're making it sound like some comic book super villain."
Edited (hurrrr) 2013-11-13 06:52 (UTC)
synonymouswithdookie: i drew these it was meeee (go and shave your giant head of smell)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-13 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah. I punched a dude in the face for that once."

Best not to ask about that one.

"Jeeeesus Christ, just throw me at the final boss right off the bat, huh? Good thing I'm a master at bullshitting. I can guarantee that this guy's going to hate every fiber of my being, at least. I guess that's not really so reassuring now that I think about it..."
synonymouswithdookie: (frysquint)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-13 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Yyyyeah, that's. Probably in my best interest, isn't it."

Ray grumbled some bullshit under his breath and went back to staring out the window. At least there was that. Nick seemed like a pretty cool guy.

"Do what you can, I guess. Is there anything I need to do? Anything super specific I need to know?"
synonymouswithdookie: i drew these it was meeee (Default)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-15 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, perfect. I get to chat with fuckin' Slenderman or something."

Damn, Ray really wanted another cigarette. Shit like this didn't happen in real life. He shook his head and took a deep breath. No avoiding this mess now, so he might as well roll with it.

"Name, right. Sergeant Ray Zimmerman, retired army. Is it safe to assume Detective Slenderman is going to do a background check?"
synonymouswithdookie: (that just out of the shower icon)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-22 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"So basically what I'm getting from this is that I'm as good as dead."

Judging from what he'd already heard so far about the police, that was the only logical conclusion he could draw from this whole mess. The police wanted people like them gone, and once they found out Ray wasn't going to be cooperative, he figured they sure as hell wouldn't have any reason to keep him around.

He silently brainstormed for a few moments before adding, "I might be able to work with this. In the event that I am horribly murdered or something though, do me a favor and find someone to take care of my cat.

"And uh. I guess tell Yuji that he was absolutely right about me needing to be more careful and that I'm sorry for being an idiot and literally never paying attention to pretty much anything going on around me. And also his tattoo is really stupid but I didn't want to say anything mean about it."

Priorities. Ray has them.
synonymouswithdookie: (aw that's too bad for you)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll make it work, don't even worry about it."

Ray was about to go on and on about how he's an amazing bullshitter and one time talked his way out of getting his ass beat by three drunk army grunts, but Nick's next question kind of caught him off guard.

"Oh, he didn't tell you? We're kind of dating."
synonymouswithdookie: (ha ha stupid humen girl with no head)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-11-25 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
This wasn't really an appropriate time at all, but Ray couldn't help but laugh at Nick's expense.

"HAH! Wow, you're in deep shit, huh buddy? It's gonna suck to be you almost as much as it sucks to be me!"