Caroline | GLaDOS (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2013-11-06 10:59 pm
carolinesays) wrote in savetheearth2013-11-06 10:59 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- ar tonelico: mir,
- attack on titan: annie leonhart,
- attack on titan: eren yeager,
- baccano!: isaac and miria,
- bioshock infinite: robert and rosalind,
- doctor who: the doctor,
- homestuck: john egbert,
- league of legends: lux crownguard,
- original: alexander varista,
- portal: glados,
- portal: wheatley,
- teen titans: terra,
- trauma center: naomi kimishima,
- yu-gi-oh!: bakura ryou
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[Guess who just returned from a prolonged business trip and is drained and cranky from air travel? THIS PERSON.]
Hello. I would have posted sooner, but I had a burning need to undergo selective amnesia and forget any of you ever existed. It was an enchanting experience for everyone involved.
I suspect the abysmal time I just spent in airport security can be attributed to:
1. a youthfully-boisterous caper from one or more of you
2. something to do with our fair hometown's authority figures
3. both/other/unknown
"Eco-terrorists"? Really? Really?
Still, I escaped the TSA's attentions intact. Which is good. This means, now that I remember having done so, I can present the findings from the video tapes I collected from you some time ago.
My intention in collecting this data was to narrow down how we interact with this Whatever-this-is. I requested video footage of you people using the network, along with control footage of you not doing so.
Every single piece of footage I received was functionally identical.
Initially I believed that some of you had sent duplicate video files, or simply misinterpreted my request. But it beggars belief that every single participant could be so clumsy. To verify this, I made my own video footage. See for yourself:
[control.avi] [viewingnetwork.avi] [accessingnetwork.avi]
[The attached videos are each about a minute long, and show a woman's hands resting on a laptop keyboard. None of the videos show her typing or doing anything, and instead of the network, the screen shows a blank word processing program. Caroline's face is not visible.]
I can only assure you that that was not what I thought I recorded.
Input as to the meaning of this would be welcome.
[OOC: Just to confirm that, yeah, Caroline's findings are legit, the video tape experiment is in reference to this.]
Hello. I would have posted sooner, but I had a burning need to undergo selective amnesia and forget any of you ever existed. It was an enchanting experience for everyone involved.
I suspect the abysmal time I just spent in airport security can be attributed to:
1. a youthfully-boisterous caper from one or more of you
2. something to do with our fair hometown's authority figures
3. both/other/unknown
"Eco-terrorists"? Really? Really?
Still, I escaped the TSA's attentions intact. Which is good. This means, now that I remember having done so, I can present the findings from the video tapes I collected from you some time ago.
My intention in collecting this data was to narrow down how we interact with this Whatever-this-is. I requested video footage of you people using the network, along with control footage of you not doing so.
Every single piece of footage I received was functionally identical.
Initially I believed that some of you had sent duplicate video files, or simply misinterpreted my request. But it beggars belief that every single participant could be so clumsy. To verify this, I made my own video footage. See for yourself:
[control.avi] [viewingnetwork.avi] [accessingnetwork.avi]
[The attached videos are each about a minute long, and show a woman's hands resting on a laptop keyboard. None of the videos show her typing or doing anything, and instead of the network, the screen shows a blank word processing program. Caroline's face is not visible.]
I can only assure you that that was not what I thought I recorded.
Input as to the meaning of this would be welcome.
[OOC: Just to confirm that, yeah, Caroline's findings are legit, the video tape experiment is in reference to this.]