[text, backdated to 11/1, around 1 PM]

[two_stones]

Good morning, Locke city. Good morning, post-Halloween hangover.

I trust everybody's behavior was sufficiently irresponsible last night. Was the city taken over by aliens while I was sleeping, or are we good for a few more weeks?


[Locked to Bakura, after she eventually figured out how to reach him]



The time of your interrogation is at hand! I must know what sort of person has so captivated my babby cousin.

We can start with your name.

Comments

[two_stones]

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to find the former in the LCU Studio Art department.

[counterclock]

you make a pretty good point

[two_stones]

Why is it always virgin sacrifices, anyway? I would have thought that Satan's legion, at least, would be free from Western society's commoditization of female sexuality.

[counterclock]

it's some shit about purity and sacrifice
though i mean i'd be pretty sad about sacrificing someone who's really good at blowjobs
maybe that was it
they wanted to keep all the good cocksuckers right where they were and get rid of someone who didn't have any experience

[two_stones]

So the reason it's hellish in hell is because it's populated entirely by awkward virgins?

[counterclock]

i guess so, man
someone tricked the damn system
they're like i wish i could get laid but everyone is too scared to initiate
doomed to celibacy 5ever

[two_stones]

On the flipside, though, does this mean that the people in heaven are all just having nonstop insane sex parties?

[counterclock]

sounds like heaven to me
videogames too

[two_stones]

I always figured that video games in general were morally agnostic.

[counterclock]

jesus produces his own
nobody should live eternity without videogames and good music

[two_stones]

I could take or leave the games, but we are in agreement on the second point.

[counterclock]

a musical lady huh

[two_stones]

I've been listening to a lot of Salem Keys lately.

[Avery, make a Knowledge (Indie) check to see if you've ever heard of this obscure-ass rock band]

[counterclock]

eh i'm partial to captain ivory myself

[sorry i'm not even going to try to fake band names]

[two_stones]

Oh they're not bad. I saw them in concert last March, they've got a good sound.

Do-It-Yourself Executioners?

[counterclock]

overrated
this feb i got a sneakerpimps becoming x vinyl with the sleeve signed by all the members and a kiss on the cheek from kelli

[two_stones]

Get out! I must see this national treasure.

[counterclock]

it's in a glass case and i don't take it out for anything less than great head
the original group hasn't played together since kelli got the boot but i heard from the best person i've ever known a tip that they got together to play for a friend's club at a city three hours outside locke
i made it down there and it was the best show of my life
really chill and everything
kelli's got the voice of a fucking goddess
i nearly creamed

[two_stones]

If this is true, then that's the most indie thing I've ever heard.

[counterclock]

i'd rather shoot myself in the dick than lie about something just for indie cred
what kind of douche do you take me for

[two_stones]

I've never met you. You could be any kind of douche.

[counterclock]

fair point
i am a douche you got that part right
just not that kind
i don't try anywhere near that hard

[two_stones]

I still need to see this artifact in person, although it may need to stay in its glass case.

[counterclock]

yeah unfortunately prostitution isn't my deal either sorry babe

[two_stones]

That would be kind of a weird thing to be doing over the network, yes.