01 ☆ [text|smartphone]

[exloserspromise]

So who do I got to talk to if I want to trade in this stupid record frisbee throwing trick for something that's actually cool?

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text | laptop

[reapsthewind]

The grand hoo-ha of goodie handing outing, duh.

[exloserspromise]

Obviously whoever this person is has no control over who gets the cool names.

[reapsthewind]

Naw, that's the purview of THE LORD OF NAMES, HIGH HOLY ONE OF THE UNIVERSE, EMPEROR OF WORDS.

[Text]

[reckless_fire]

I'll trade you.

[exloserspromise]

No offense, but I think I want to know what you're trying to get rid of first.

[reckless_fire]

I blow stuff up. Or maybe disintegrate is a better word for it. It's not exactly housebroken, though.

[Texted]

[espigeonage]

Hey, frisbeeing could be cool. Makes you popular on a nice sunny campus! Assuming you're not a kid or rather older than the average college kid, lol.

[exloserspromise]

Graduated about eight years ago, so that's out, but maybe next time I go to the beach on vacation.

[espigeonage]

Fair, fair. Generally good to have in parks though! I'd want to see, but I'm a bit indisposed at the moment.

[...having breathing problems and not telling people. He's so smart.]

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[elfstoned]

Could be worse. I got poetry.

[exloserspromise]

Nah, but poetry's great! Makes everyone think you're an artist or something, gets you sensitivity points.

[elfstoned]

Ah but it wasn't the ability to write it. It was one particular poem. A long one, like the Odyssey or the Inferno, and it told a story about Elves. Less sensitive-artist, more D&D nerd, I'm afraid.

[text; smartphone]

[amberhearted]

I bet the local dog community would think that's cool

[exloserspromise]

You know, that's a good point. And dogs are great for breaking the ice, so I should probably start making nice with them ASAP.

[amberhearted]

Good idea. You can be captain of the slobber bridage ready to meet our adversaries on the battle grounds

text; phone

[mightymegatron]

All I have is a physical sensation, so I suppose you're either fortunate or unlucky.

[exloserspromise]

Really? A physical sensation? Somebody's got to be messing with us, because that's ridiculous.

[mightymegatron]

Oh, very. But I suppose I can't really complain.

[text, handwritten]

[northless]

It could be worse. At least you could use it to win at Frisbee.

[exloserspromise]

It is good to know I can shark college kids if I ever need the extra cash.

sobs is it sad that i had to go on google to find out what that meant

[northless]

For shame, sir, for shame. Us college kids need the extra cash too.

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[shiromadoushi]

If you find out, let me know. I'm still waiting for my first party trick.

[exloserspromise]

You'll be one of the first to know, and I'll see about getting you something completely awesome to make up for the delay.

irritably texted in on an ipad

[struckout]

What do you define as "cool"?

come on, baby, don't be like that

[exloserspromise]

Something showy and/or useful, which so far it sounds like pretty much no one has, so I don't actually feel too bad about it.