Video | I lift my glass to the Awful Truth

[comparative_insanity]

[Fay is looking equal parts annoyed and amused, a strange mix, leaning against what looks like a kitchen counter. In the background, a party seems to be going on. Fay himself is dolled up in skintight leopard spots, a tail and a pair of ears that have slipped slightly askew.]

I appreciate that people've been getting some pretty fucking weird memories and abilities and what not, but I ain't sure anyone's gotten anything as stupid as what I think just happened to me.

[He grabs a bottle from the counter, which appears to have a fair share of alcohol in it. Upending it, he completely drains it, making a faint grimace at the sharp taste but otherwise not seeming to react very much at all. He stands still as if waiting for something for a short while, and then shakes his head.]

Nothing. I don't feel a single goddamn thing. And this ain't even the first I've had, you know?

[He sighs a bit mournfully, putting the bottle down.] I ain't sure if this is some kinda vampire thing that just happened or what, but alcohol doesn't seem to do very much at all. I think I'm getting a faint buzz, but by now I should probably be unconscious in a puddle of rather recycled food. I ain't complaining about that part, but seriously?

And if this ain't more useless than a screen door on a submarine, then I really don't know what. [Yep, that's pretty much it folks.]

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[youngestone]

[Gaping]

Enter drinking contests and win a ton of money.

[earnedmystripes]

[Welp.]

...Ooooon the bright side, no more hangovers?

[text]

[grannyfucker]

Soak a tampon in some vodka and stick it up your vag, that'll do the trick if you want to get plastered! I'm sure no one would notice if you unzipped your pants right there to do it right now either, it looks like they're all too braindead to notice if you pulled a broadsword out of your cooch.

[Voice]

[dododo]

I still don't think anything beats my police box.

[Audio]

[professorwolf]

Is this a useful new talent for you, then?

[Hi, Fay, long time no chat! Lyall sounds British now, by the way. Very British, since he's not bothering to try and hide it on the network at all. He also sounds amused.]

Or are you trying to get sloshed?

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[originaloddcouple]

[Miria happens to be in her Bonnie costume at another party when she decided to check the network.]

...How long is it usually supposed to take to get drunk?

[She's really curious for a thirty-two year old.]

[counterclock]

i'm p. sure mine wasn't a stupid pulsecho but i can definitely outdo you on the stupidity of "weird shit that happened"