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[schild]

So... I know things are pretty rough right now, but... Well, I've suddenly found myself with a lot of free time and not a lot to do. I figured I'm not the only one who's had to stick to staying indoors recently, so...

Are there any shows anyone would recommend? Bertholdt has Netflix, so even old stuff is fine. Any good shows this season?

[ Yep Ryan had to quit his job... Echoes'll do that. Now's your chance to recommend Spoopy Hollow and CSU. ATTACK ON TITAN SPOILERS are go. ]

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[schild]

>:^Σ is probably more accurate...

You're terrible. My suffering is more than just a single frown. I'm gonna be frowning forever. If I lose my dick I'm going to send you frowny faces all day, every day.

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[shortspoken]

Wonderful. So I'll be one of the first to know? What an honor.
I don't know how to repay you for this privilege. I suppose the closest thing I can do in return is start stalking Alan.
When he next falls asleep, I can send you a message saying "the dick dropped off."

 

(Do you get it, that was a joke.)

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[schild]

Annie, your jokes are terrible they need to stop. I'm keeping as far away from you as possible until this crazy shit blows over. For my dick's sake.

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[shortspoken]

[ B-BUT SHE ALREADY LOST ONE SORT-OF FRIEND TODAY RYAN NOT YOU TOO

 

Wait that probably wasn't meant 100% seriously was it ]

But it could take a while.
Could you really live without my sunny presence brightening up your life?

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[schild]

...............................

Probably not :^P

[ You can't actually lose Ryan as a friend, it is an impossibility. ]

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[shortspoken]

Then I guess you're stuck with me.
Unlike your dick. :ヘ)

[ SHE REGRETS NOTHIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG ]

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[schild]

oh my god!!!!
Next time I see you, I'm going to tickle you until you cry, ok!!!

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[shortspoken]

You'll have to catch me first.
I think I'll start wearing my 3DMG everywhere. Just in case.

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[schild]

>:^| oh I will... I will.

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[wirsinddiejager]

RYAN PLEASE TELL ELLIE TO FUCK OFF AND STOP CALLING ME A DICK.

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[shortspoken]

Grow up.

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[wirsinddiejager]

[NO RESPONSE!!!]

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[shortspoken]

[ after ten minutes ]

Oh, yes. This is making you look so mature and above it all. Clearly I am mistaken in telling you to grow up.

Dick. :ヘ)

[ LAST CHANCE OR SHE'S PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS ALAN ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

[NO. RESPONSE.]

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[shortspoken]

Is Alan not home now? Should I be appealing to my good friend Eren instead? :ヘ)

[ :ヘ) ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

FUCK YOU.

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[shortspoken]

I'll take that as a yes.
Though you don't seem happy, Eren. Something wrong?

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[wirsinddiejager]

THAT IS NOT MY NAME DONT CALL ME THAT.

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[shortspoken]

Oh! So this is Alan. Why didn't you say so.
Does that mean you're talking to me now? :ヘ)

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[wirsinddiejager]

fuck you.

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[shortspoken]

A compelling argument. I'd like to reiterate that you should grow up.
I wonder what Ryan would think of the reason you won't talk to me?
I doubt he'd be too happy with your plans to take on the big bad naughty enemies all by your selfums.

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[wirsinddiejager]

if he doesnt like it thats too fucking bad. hes not going to change my mind.

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[shortspoken]

And yet I'm the "selfish shitbag?"

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[wirsinddiejager]

ok fine youre a cowardly shitbag. is that better.

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[shortspoken]

Perhaps.
It gets fewer people hurt.