[Text] Backdated to earlier in the day.

[doomedtheworld]

[Somebody's had a rough day after being blasted awake early in the morning. Almost literally. Vanessa's apartment was close enough to the Dead District that she had felt the floors shake during the blasts and the windows rattling.

Now she's sitting a good distance away from her apartment with her emergency bug-out backpack on and finally getting around to taking a look at the network.]

Okay does anybody know what the fuck that was all about? I tried to get a closer look but there's cops all over the place. Probably going to have to stay out of the area until this cools down.

I swear none of you better be behind this one.




[Private to Banagher Links]

I'm not dead. Stop sending me text messages.

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[doomedtheworld]

[The "lol" just makes it creepier.]

Let's try to avoid that even if it does sound practical.


How is that a tongue sticking out? Or a nose?

[She missed the whole internet thing.]

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[shortspoken]

Let me get a pen. I didn't understand it at first either.

[ Five minutes later, she's back with a pencil! JOY. ]

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[doomedtheworld]

Oh.

[Okay now she sees it. Still stupid.]

You made a smiley face with your nose on it?

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[shortspoken]

Yes.
Apparently it is the nose of someone who can get things done. :ヘ)

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[doomedtheworld]

Right.

I'm glad to have you and your nose on our side then.

[YOU ARE ON THEIR SIDE AREN'T YOU, ELLIE?!]

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[shortspoken]

Shh. We might be on the same side, but I can't speak for my nose.
It might just be here to sniff out all our sensitive information.

[ ELLIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo ]

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[doomedtheworld]

[What the fuck, Ellie.]

Have you been waiting long to use that one?

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[shortspoken]

Who nose...

[ Someone stop her for the love of god ]

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[doomedtheworld]

[Ellie. STAHP.]

Do these just get worse from here?

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[shortspoken]

Yes.
I think I'd better quit while I still have some dignity.

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[doomedtheworld]

Yeah.

You should probably stop before you blow it.

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Did you just.

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[doomedtheworld]

Just what?

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[shortspoken]

Nose pun.

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[doomedtheworld]

It must be your imagination. This conversation is already running with them.

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[shortspoken]

At least now I'm not the only one whose dignity has curled up and died.

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[doomedtheworld]

I'm not the one whose dignity is based on bad nose jokes.



[Boom!]