[002] VOICE

[epimethean]

Right, okay, who did it?

[Thanks, exasperated British voice. That's it, that's the post.]

Comments

[epimethean]

YOU TRY GETTING RID OF YOUR ACCENT, TELL ME HOW IT GOES
I HAVE A GREEN CARD, I'M A LAWFUL PERMANENT RESIDENT

[enrages]

I DON'T NEED TO GET RID OF MY ACCENT.
IT'S PERFECTLY AMERICAN.
JUST LIKE I AM.
AS FOR YOUR SHITTYASS GREEN CARD, THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON TO LIVE IN AMERICA IF YOU CAN'T VOTE.
THERE IS NOTHING.
THIS IS A GODDAMN DEMOCRACY, AND IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS, THEN YOU'RE JUST SIPHONING OUR RESOURCES AND EATING AWAY AT OUR ECONOMY.
EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT THE TERRORIST WHO BLEW SHIT UP, YOU'RE STILL A FISCALLY IRRESPONSIBLE, DEMOCRACY LOATHING TERRORIST.

[mood2wiingiing]

uh dude you cant vote eiither lmao arent you liike 12??

[enrages]

*i have been training to vote all my fucking life*

[mood2wiingiing]

you have two traiin your whole life two learn how two check a box that ha2 a name next two it?
wow ii thought even YOU were smarter than that.

[enrages]

LKJHDSFJKGKL THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO VOTING THAN JUST TICKING BOXES OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE IS RESEARCHIGN AND ENGAGING IN DIALOGUE AND WRITING TO YOUR SENATORS AND BEING POLITICALLY ACTIVE AND WATCHING SPEECHES AND GOING TO LECTUERES NAND THERE
IS
SO
MUCH
TO DEMOCRACY.
DEMOCRACY IS A FULL-TIME JOB, YOU MORONMONGERING SHITFIEND.

[mood2wiingiing]

actually no ii think i have it ea2y here2 what iill do when i can vote:
1: a2k who youre voting for
2: vote for the other guy

2ee? ea2y.

[enrages]

oh
my
god
i think i'm going to throw up.
reading your text has literally caused everything in my stomach to sour and rot and now the rest of my body is reacting violently to your ignorance.

[mood2wiingiing]

lmao.
just reading my text doe2 that two you?
2weet. i really should talk two you more often then.

[epimethean]

ACCENTS ARE RELATIVE, ALL OF YOU HAVE ACCENTS FROM WHERE I'M STANDING

You do know America is a republic, right? It's not a democracy in a literal sense.

[enrages]

YES I KNOW AMERICA IS A REPUBLIC, JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST AS A DIRECT DEMOCRACY DOESN'T MEAN EVERYTHING I'VE SAID ABOVE NO LONGER COUNTS.

[epimethean]

Okay, look, am I actually filling a job you want? Do you even have tech sector aspirations? Do you want to program for a living?