savetheearth | five sick, disgusting thoughts

Hi, numbers club. Brooke here, checking in, safe and sound.

[checking in from her apartment, in fact. astute viewers may notice that her cast is off! but she still isn't moving her arm. she's wearing the least ugly sweater she had in her closet, which is Christmas-themed and not at all seasonal, unless you work retail. the sweater is Christmas-themed, not her closet.]

Rachel, Tavia, Surya, Pia... basically if I know your name, could you check in with me if you're safe? I just kind of want to know. I don't think any of you had business in the Dead District, but, you know, I worry sometimes. If anyone has anyone they want me to look out for, I'm spending more time in the morgue itself lately, so I can... keep my eyes open, if you want me to.

[bit of a tonal shift, there. she's quiet for a moment, looking at the camera like she's forgotten something.]

Oh, and I guess if anyone's keeping track of my awesome echo parade, I guess the person I used to be could move the earth. All I know is I woke up after I got back from work last night and I suddenly knew how to take control of, like, stone pillars and stuff. I can't actually do it, I just... feel like I should be able to, if that makes any sense.

Talk about your delayed trigger pulls, though. Last time I felt an echo coming on, I was checking out the Towers with Rachel Roth at the beginning of the month. And by the way, I checked out the Towers with Rachel Roth. [she could look smugger, but it would be difficult.] Feel free to be jealous, book fans.

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Well, I guess that disproves the clones from an alternate timeline theory.

That said, I have someone I should introduce you to. I think the both of you would get along. Maybe you can help me keep him in line.

That seems to be my second job, keeping people in line. Is it not-your-boyfriend?

[Sent shortly after above conversation.]

if you can't find out info on the people you're looking for and get antsy, let me know. i might be able to do something to help.

[Brooke please stop.]

First of all no. Second of all, yes.

Wow.

Wowowoowowoowwowowow.

WOW.

[ Golly gee those are some buttpeeved-sounding wows there ]

All right, all right. Sorry, I'll stop making that joke. For real this time. What's he do that he needs to be kept in line for?

There's a lot more to you than meets the eye, isn't there? I appreciate it. I'll definitely let you know.

[she can't help but laugh.]

You're welcome, Tavia. I was going to wait to tell you personally, but I couldn't. Besides, your reaction deserves to be archived.

I think you misunderstand the incredibly nuanced and varied selection of wows I just wowed at you! Wow. Wo-how. Bombs happen and the first person you ask after isn't your quote-best-friend-unquote, but Rachel "2Spooky" Roth?

[ HUFFFFFFFF ]

Some tower trip! The makeouts better have been exquisite.

[ HAHA SHE'S FUNNY. YOU SEE THAT'S A FUNNY JOKE BECAUSE THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING, AM I RIGHT

AM I RIGHT ]

[hilarious! it's especially hilarious how Brooke's face is turning beet red over the idea that she would ever kiss a lady, which she would never do, because she's so very, very straight.]

One, we didn't make out. Two, I know you, and you're too stubborn to get blown up. Three, we didn't make out! Can't a girl hang out with another girl without it being gay?

[well, sure. girls who aren't gay can do that. which is what Brooke is. not gay.]

[ WOWOWING INTENSIFIES ]

Calm your tits! The makeout thing was a joke, wow.

Emphasis on was because holy shit was that ever overdefensive right there. Like even if you weren't blushing hard enough to pop eight blood vessels I'd be side-eyeing you a little bit here. Tiny bit. Little bit. Liiiiiiiittleittlebittybit.

Wow. Wow.

Wowowowowow.

Wow.

[and a little quirk of the eyebrow.]

I'm fine, Brooke. Had to deal with a worried call from my bubbe, but that was the worst of it.

[Moving the earth, though...]

Moving the earth? Now that's quite the talent.

The recent chaos and unpleasantness aside for just a moment, how is that arm treating you?

Thank you. [She sighs.]

Extremely cavalier and has no sense of self-perseverance. The reason I mention him is because of one of the echos he got, his first, actually. Apparently it's a series of maps outlining a rather large cave network.

Overdefensive? Come on. I don't get overdefensive. You're the one whose mind jumped straight to makeouts.

[stop proving her right, Brooke.]

...Really? That's interesting. Is he spelunking without supervision? Do you need me to make sure nothing falls on him? Because until I get the second half of this earth-moving thing, I don't think I'll be much help there.

Oh my god, you even react the same way. That's adorable. Sorry I didn't take the time to list everybody I've ever met.

You'd still be near the top of the list if I had, if that helps you feel any better.

Probably, he won't tell me. I wouldn't put it past him, though. Really, it's more supervision and making sure--yeah, that. Well, supervision at least. I'm a bit restricted.

Times like this I almost wish my family gave enough of a crap about me to call. I'm glad you're safe. [she smiles possibly too broadly.] Can't have you pulling a Robert Jordan. Or worse yet, a Frank Herbert.

Oh, right, I told you I'd let you look at it. It's... well, to be honest, it's stone. Petrified. Like it grew eyes and looked at Medusa with them.

[she might sound cavalier, but she's casting nervous glances at her right arm in between sentences.]

Okay okay. Look into my eyes. Let's test this shit. Test your incredibly telling reactions with my patented interrogation techniques. I am going to see how you respond to various stimuli! And junk.

[ She's just going to lean closer to the camera to facilitate this. And stare. Piercingly. Check out how freaky her eye got btw wow ]

Ready?

RACHEL ROTH'S BOOBS.

He wouldn't be the first person younger than me that I felt overwhelmingly responsible for. I'll see what I can do.

You're not on that list, by the way. I'm pretty confident in your ability to handle yourself when the going gets rough.

[first reaction, holy shit what happened to Tavia's eye, it's a really good thing she's not trypophobic.]

[second reaction, totally nonchalant eye-widening full-face blush. if she were an anime, her nose would be bleeding. it's serious.]

Thanks, although I'd be terrible in a fight. And he can take care of himself too, it's just--how to put this... I think it's just a difference in upbringing. He's very...

[Oh what's the word...]

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