savetheearth | 02

[Killian's at home today, on his laptop yet again. He's in the living room, and the observant might notice that the apartment is clean if obviously in a poor part of town.]

Okay so. I've....got a problem.

[It's very obvious that he doesn't want to ask for help but dammit, those statues are worrisome and so are all those damn cops.]

There are funny pink snake things about four blocks south of where we live, which that one guy already mentioned but, like I said, I live near them. This puts my mother in danger, and as far as I know she's perfectly normal. She's done nothing to be put in danger except, apparently, have me and I need to get her out of this part of town. Problem is...[he sighs] We're flat ass broke. She's got an okay job that could get her a place in a safer part of town, but only a one bedroom.

[He sighs again, scrubbing a hand over his face]

I need a job. And a place to live that I can afford. I was going to hit up the mall or something but thinking about it...that might be risky if this dangerous shit keeps happening. So...if anyone's hiring--for anything at all, I don't have a degree yet but I just need to take a test or something since I was homeschooled--or if anyone has a place they're willing to rent, please let me know. I don't care where it is, just so long as it's cheap. I turn eighteen next Friday, if that's a problem.

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A rock? Is it a special rock or just a rock rock?

Fake glass runestone thing. Apparently I can read runes now.

What kinda runes? I don't exactly have any idea what you're talking about, soooo...

[He takes the necklace he's wearing off and shows the guy the rune he's wearing]

This thing.

[Ray stares at it for a solid thirty seconds]

That looks like a "P".

Edited 2013-10-20 03:50 (UTC)

No, it's the rune for "th". At least, that's what Google said and my brain or whatever didn't argue with it, so I'm guessing that's what it means. It's not a P.

What like, language is that? Some kinda... I dunno, Greek or somethin'?

Norse, apparently. Maybe Celtic? Something like that.

DUDE. Maybe you were a viking or something! Do you remember wearing helmets with horns on them!?

[He laughs at that]

Nope, but that's what Rachel suggested. It'd make sense, I think. Being a viking'd be awesome--maybe I'd grow a few inches.

[And the mun continues her pattern of getting Killian's hopes up about ever been taller than five feet]

[It's all good bro Ray never made it past 5'2"]

Yeah, a few inches and a few hundred pounds of pure muscle.

Man now I wanna be a viking.

Edited 2013-10-20 04:54 (UTC)

Vikings are badass. Yeah, they totally plundered half of Britain but. Badass.

Yeah, they were kind of assholes. But still. Badass.

So badass that I forgot what we were talking about.

The rune thing that I found that started this mess. Or puns. I don't remember.

Oh yeah, the 'P' that's not a 'P'.

I told you, it's a "th".

[Pause]

Wow, I sound crazy.

HAH!

Nonono dude, you're perfectly fine! My first thing was an evil space McDonalds or something!

Edited 2013-10-20 05:42 (UTC)

...wait, what?

[He laughs]

Like, "welcome to Uranus Burger, do you want world domination with that" or what?

Actually the place was called Shloogorgh's. That's about all I got.

Well, that sounds appetizing.

I figure it's either German or alien.

Actually, come to think of it, it might be aliens.

What makes you say that?

The last time I had one of these pulse things, I remembered yelling at two giant, noodle-armed cockroaches or something. That sounds more like aliens than Germans.

...yeah, definitely aliens. Or some really freaky Germans.

I'm gonna put my money on aliens. It's less complicated that way.

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