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There seem to be quite a few things different about me physically, ever since I discovered this network a few months back, and aside from being a little irritating, most of them haven't significantly affected me to the point of not being able to function. However, I think that there is something odd going on with my eating habits. I've been hungry in an odd way since I visited the Tuning Towers and it's been going on for weeks and nothing is really helping the issue. And I think I've figured out what that is, though how I figured out involves a very uncomfortable bus ride with people who have no concept of personal space, but very tantalizing, ah... Well... Jugular veins.

Anyway, that odd statement coming from me really should make what I'm about to ask obvious, but bear with me, because I am going to ask a mildly disturbing question.

Does anyone else besides me feel a particular urge to, oh I don't know, drink blood? And along the same vein- I mean- Along the same lines, is there any way to make it stop aside from the usual thing? I've read enough literature to understand the basic idea but is there anyway to opt out? Because I'd really rather not go down that path at the moment.

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it would work though lol.
you arent a vampire yet though right?
so does that mean you can just drink your own blood or is that changed two?

It would work on anyone.
And just because this is a thing, that doesn't mean I'm a vampire.
And I wouldn't know if that works because that seems counterproductive to the point of stupidity, and I'm not dumb enough to try.

im p sure that a lust for blood is a sign of becoming a vampire what else drinks blood even?? unless youre turning into like a flea or a mostquito lmao.
which would be kind of simultaneously creepy and funny so if youre becoming a mosquito you should let everyone know.

and its still an option even if its dumb so /shrug

Sigben, Chupacabra, the Lamia from Greek myth. I'm pretty sure I read something about spirits in Hades drinking blood to regain a more solid form. Or it could be something that doesn't even exist in popular culture or mythology.

I know you're putting a lot of effort into generally making an idiot of yourself right now, but at least try to think outside the box.

see those are things that would actually be cool though not things that are funny two talk about putting a stake through your heart.
so no im sticking with vampire sorry.

Is everything a joke to you, or do you just use humor to attempt to cheapen the problems of others so that you don't have to consider your own impending issues?

pretty much just the first one! i already know im doomed two become a jaundiced horned hermit not much use in avoiding it lol.
its not my fault you guys are all p hilarious two rile up.

He said, explaining his situation and therefore confirming what I just implied with the second half of that sentence.

nah im not doing it two not consider my issues but they arent stopping me from trolling everyone else.

He said, also confirming he is wasting my time.

Bye.

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