savetheearth | showtime #003: video + image

[A webcam is coming on the feed as he punches in his number. Although it's not focused, and you get a good look at a slightly messy room. Decently sized, but lived in, for certain.]

Okay, so. Uh. Does anyone know what the fuck this is?

[A hand adjusts the webcam unceremoniously, to point onto him. Except he's not wearing his usual greaser wear. No. It seems to be more like a pair of blue pajamas, although clearly at least a size or two too small for him, but complete with the strange emblem emblazoned on the front.]

Did anyone else get something like this? I mean. I don't mind having more sleepwear, I guess, but it'd be nice if these pulse-clothes at least came in my size. And what's with the logo? Is it supposed to be like, an approximate equal sign? That's what it looks like, at any rate. I mean. Don't get me wrong, they're comfy as shit. I thiiink they showed up after Avery and I were done checking out downtown.

Oh right, that reminds me! [He stifled a shit-eating grin as he moves to the computer, hooking something up to it.] I need to make sure everyone sees this. You've never seen hilarious until you've seen this. I dragged Avery downtown, and we met up with another member of the club. Well, they happened to end up having a giant chicken monster with them, and this happened!

Isn't that the most hilarious thing you've ever seen? I mean, god. I know you can't see her face here but she was practically screaming. She ran off faster than I have ever seen anyone run. Holy shit, this shot came out good considering how hard I was laughing.

And, for the record, the thing is harmless. It went after me afterwards and all it wanted to do was play tag! It was kind of adorable, really.

Anyway. That's all I got for now. If anyone has a set of these goofy pajamas, let me know, okay? Mac out.

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I, but
I resurrected, right
you ressurected me
does
does that make me a jesus
am i part of the jesus club now

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say none of you are probably jesus

Maaaaaaaay8e. I mean, coming 8ack from the dead in a 8ig impressive lightshow sounds pretty Jesusy? And you died in the gold place like we did.
You will have to ask Karson to know for sure! What with him 8eing the leader-Jesus.
8ut at the very least, you were TOUCHED 8y a Jesus! SO you must have a LITTLE Jesus inside you.
(No 8romo.)

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