savetheearth | showtime #003: video + image

[A webcam is coming on the feed as he punches in his number. Although it's not focused, and you get a good look at a slightly messy room. Decently sized, but lived in, for certain.]

Okay, so. Uh. Does anyone know what the fuck this is?

[A hand adjusts the webcam unceremoniously, to point onto him. Except he's not wearing his usual greaser wear. No. It seems to be more like a pair of blue pajamas, although clearly at least a size or two too small for him, but complete with the strange emblem emblazoned on the front.]

Did anyone else get something like this? I mean. I don't mind having more sleepwear, I guess, but it'd be nice if these pulse-clothes at least came in my size. And what's with the logo? Is it supposed to be like, an approximate equal sign? That's what it looks like, at any rate. I mean. Don't get me wrong, they're comfy as shit. I thiiink they showed up after Avery and I were done checking out downtown.

Oh right, that reminds me! [He stifled a shit-eating grin as he moves to the computer, hooking something up to it.] I need to make sure everyone sees this. You've never seen hilarious until you've seen this. I dragged Avery downtown, and we met up with another member of the club. Well, they happened to end up having a giant chicken monster with them, and this happened!

Isn't that the most hilarious thing you've ever seen? I mean, god. I know you can't see her face here but she was practically screaming. She ran off faster than I have ever seen anyone run. Holy shit, this shot came out good considering how hard I was laughing.

And, for the record, the thing is harmless. It went after me afterwards and all it wanted to do was play tag! It was kind of adorable, really.

Anyway. That's all I got for now. If anyone has a set of these goofy pajamas, let me know, okay? Mac out.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

hm
i guess i will have to abandon the order
i can't do either of those things

it's ok i didn't do it either
i'd rather saw my own leg off with the jagged edge of my own sister's severed arm bone than ever permanently imprint any part of mac onto my body
he's still an asshole btw
i told you he took a fucking picture

yeah i had figured
i mean
before this

Edited 2013-10-01 02:47 (UTC)

wait did you know

he texted me after you emailed me the other day

you asked him to see the picture didn't you
i can predict how this went
i feel vaguely betrayed tbh

i didn't show anyone the picture!!
i was just curious about the chicken monster

i never said i wasn't an asshole
i'm just funny about it

no you're just an asshole sorry not sorry
i'm going to get you back for this you realize

well no shit sherlock
what kind of asshole doesn't expect petty revenge
i mean it's all fun and games until someone just lies down and takes it
then it's bullying
and that would be wrong

if i sat down and took it would you delete the picture

yes
well
no
because now you're trying to play my fragile heart like a violin
shame on you

what if i was really genuinely upset about it
what then

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