savetheearth | showtime #003: video + image

[A webcam is coming on the feed as he punches in his number. Although it's not focused, and you get a good look at a slightly messy room. Decently sized, but lived in, for certain.]

Okay, so. Uh. Does anyone know what the fuck this is?

[A hand adjusts the webcam unceremoniously, to point onto him. Except he's not wearing his usual greaser wear. No. It seems to be more like a pair of blue pajamas, although clearly at least a size or two too small for him, but complete with the strange emblem emblazoned on the front.]

Did anyone else get something like this? I mean. I don't mind having more sleepwear, I guess, but it'd be nice if these pulse-clothes at least came in my size. And what's with the logo? Is it supposed to be like, an approximate equal sign? That's what it looks like, at any rate. I mean. Don't get me wrong, they're comfy as shit. I thiiink they showed up after Avery and I were done checking out downtown.

Oh right, that reminds me! [He stifled a shit-eating grin as he moves to the computer, hooking something up to it.] I need to make sure everyone sees this. You've never seen hilarious until you've seen this. I dragged Avery downtown, and we met up with another member of the club. Well, they happened to end up having a giant chicken monster with them, and this happened!

Isn't that the most hilarious thing you've ever seen? I mean, god. I know you can't see her face here but she was practically screaming. She ran off faster than I have ever seen anyone run. Holy shit, this shot came out good considering how hard I was laughing.

And, for the record, the thing is harmless. It went after me afterwards and all it wanted to do was play tag! It was kind of adorable, really.

Anyway. That's all I got for now. If anyone has a set of these goofy pajamas, let me know, okay? Mac out.

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i want to go back to the time two minutes ago when ave wasn't talking about my ass

if i knew how to time travel i would take us there

you're a magical girl how do you not know how to time travel

idk that's not involved in telekinetics! :(

try harder
stare at a clock see if you can make it go backwards

no cigar :(

darn
i guess you'll just have to relish the mental image of mac bending over all coy and flashing his pink panties at the screen for the rest of your life

why are you making it worse????????

i can't help it
it's kind of compulsory

are you at least semi trolling yourself as well

i'm actually kind of impervious to it
like i put a wall up between the things i allow to emotionally affect me and the things that i say
which explains a lot doesn't it

about what you say? a little bit

now you know my secret
shit

can it be used against you

uhhh probably like
it depends on how creative you are
unfortunately i don't think many people are going to be all that shocked if you go around being all like
hey people guess what
ava doesn't think before she speaks
did you know i made a cop so mad he called me an asshole
i have no idea how i didn't get arrested other than i think the cop is a fucking pansy

or maybe it's because, you know, you weren't breaking any laws???

Crazy idea right

nice to know not abusing my position makes me a pansy. Is that what's cool with young people today?

you're such a fucking priss
dear god
isn't backsassing a cop pretty standard grounds for a billyclub to the face
like say i was being insubordinate
resisting arrest
employing free speech
all crimes against the institution of public law enforcement y'know
you coulda kicked my ass and nobody would have given a shit

what the hell is your goddamn problem

is it seriously that hard to believe that I might not be a piece of shit???

Why would I even WANT to hurt you there isn't even a point

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wait
hold on
do i know you?
you sound like a guy i know

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what did you do to the cop you are talking to ava
should i be concerned

oh you know i just roughed him up a little
showed him my guns
dude all i did was ask him if he was going to beat the shit out of me
or something like that you know i don't remember the crap i say
but you've seen the cops and what they're doing to people lately man when he pulled me over i was scared off my ass

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such a magical time
full of whimsy and wonder
take us back there
take me with you

that actually almost read like a poem!
perhaps we should collectively agree to wipe this moment from our memories

yeah any moment where ave goes into great detail about my ass is not a detail i wish to personally revisit at any point in my memories
that is a sure fire thing
luckily we can have pajama slumber parties once other people get them and figure it out.

never happened sweet
also yes
let's keep an eye out for magic pajama people :o
i am sure we will find them!

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