showtime #003: video + image

[hawaiianheir]

[A webcam is coming on the feed as he punches in his number. Although it's not focused, and you get a good look at a slightly messy room. Decently sized, but lived in, for certain.]

Okay, so. Uh. Does anyone know what the fuck this is?

[A hand adjusts the webcam unceremoniously, to point onto him. Except he's not wearing his usual greaser wear. No. It seems to be more like a pair of blue pajamas, although clearly at least a size or two too small for him, but complete with the strange emblem emblazoned on the front.]

Did anyone else get something like this? I mean. I don't mind having more sleepwear, I guess, but it'd be nice if these pulse-clothes at least came in my size. And what's with the logo? Is it supposed to be like, an approximate equal sign? That's what it looks like, at any rate. I mean. Don't get me wrong, they're comfy as shit. I thiiink they showed up after Avery and I were done checking out downtown.

Oh right, that reminds me! [He stifled a shit-eating grin as he moves to the computer, hooking something up to it.] I need to make sure everyone sees this. You've never seen hilarious until you've seen this. I dragged Avery downtown, and we met up with another member of the club. Well, they happened to end up having a giant chicken monster with them, and this happened!



Isn't that the most hilarious thing you've ever seen? I mean, god. I know you can't see her face here but she was practically screaming. She ran off faster than I have ever seen anyone run. Holy shit, this shot came out good considering how hard I was laughing.

And, for the record, the thing is harmless. It went after me afterwards and all it wanted to do was play tag! It was kind of adorable, really.

Anyway. That's all I got for now. If anyone has a set of these goofy pajamas, let me know, okay? Mac out.

Comments

[not_good_not_wicked]

Looks like some kind of...swooshy wind thing.

[hawaiianheir]

Swooshy wind thing? You think?

[He hrms, kind of looking at his PJs.]

[not_good_not_wicked]

Or maybe a wave. A swooshy water thing?

[hawaiianheir]

You know, a swooshy water thing might make a sort of sense. I mean. It's blue, and stuff too. So... I guess that makes as much sense as anything?

[not_good_not_wicked]

Well they're kinda stylin' except for the hood. That seems like it might get tangled up if you tried to actually sleep in it.

Anyways. What the heck is going on with that chicken monster? Your explanation wasn't nearly good enough!

[hawaiianheir]

I kind of almost like the hood, but it's wayyyy too long, definitely.

It's uh... someone else on the network got them in a pulse. I think they posted recently about it, too. They were over at Tuning Towers, I think it is? Which is where Ave and I were too. It's like a huge, firey, anthropomorphic chicken that knows like... some sort of martial arts. What's the one with all the kicks? Do you know?

Anyway, Ave kind of freaked the hell out and startled it and then when it came at her it took off running. I was busy laughing at the time, so it must of noticed me. Guess it wanted to play, it started shoving me around but then running off, so I tried to catch it.

And that's how I ended up playing tag with a giant anthro fire chicken.

[not_good_not_wicked]

That's fucking weird.

So, more or less my life now.

[hawaiianheir]

Yeah, tell me about it. If you told me my life would become completely fucking insane over the length of two months, I'd have laughed you off. Now I'm being the one laughed off!

It's kind of a problem.

[not_good_not_wicked]

You kind of get used to it, eventually.

Sort of.