savetheearth | showtime #003: video + image

[A webcam is coming on the feed as he punches in his number. Although it's not focused, and you get a good look at a slightly messy room. Decently sized, but lived in, for certain.]

Okay, so. Uh. Does anyone know what the fuck this is?

[A hand adjusts the webcam unceremoniously, to point onto him. Except he's not wearing his usual greaser wear. No. It seems to be more like a pair of blue pajamas, although clearly at least a size or two too small for him, but complete with the strange emblem emblazoned on the front.]

Did anyone else get something like this? I mean. I don't mind having more sleepwear, I guess, but it'd be nice if these pulse-clothes at least came in my size. And what's with the logo? Is it supposed to be like, an approximate equal sign? That's what it looks like, at any rate. I mean. Don't get me wrong, they're comfy as shit. I thiiink they showed up after Avery and I were done checking out downtown.

Oh right, that reminds me! [He stifled a shit-eating grin as he moves to the computer, hooking something up to it.] I need to make sure everyone sees this. You've never seen hilarious until you've seen this. I dragged Avery downtown, and we met up with another member of the club. Well, they happened to end up having a giant chicken monster with them, and this happened!

Isn't that the most hilarious thing you've ever seen? I mean, god. I know you can't see her face here but she was practically screaming. She ran off faster than I have ever seen anyone run. Holy shit, this shot came out good considering how hard I was laughing.

And, for the record, the thing is harmless. It went after me afterwards and all it wanted to do was play tag! It was kind of adorable, really.

Anyway. That's all I got for now. If anyone has a set of these goofy pajamas, let me know, okay? Mac out.

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yeah, and

let me guess...
you're one of those sick fucks who watch america's funniest home videos and laughs with the laughtrack, aren't you?

laugh tracks are awful and tom bergeron looks like a pedophile.
i mean some of the clips are funny but it's always a fucking baby who wins anyway
so what's the point.

this is literally america's funniest home videos.
this post
from the pjs to the picture.
you've become the tom bergeron that no one ever wanted you to be.

does this mean mac looks like a pedophile
please say yes

don't push your luck, shitstorm.

you can't call me a shitstorm i just had my privacy violated

shitstorm status is independent of privacy violations.

how am i a shitstorm

you are in a constant state of shitstorm, which is entirely independent of you being attacked by terrible chickens and emotionally blackmailed by assholes.

i don't think you have evidence to back up that statement
how do you even define shitstorm

oh my god do not tell me you are seriously getting a hair up your ass about all this
like seriously karson it's not that big a deal
(granted you make everything a big deal so)

why the fuck are you surprised, then??
of course i'm going to make a big deal about this.
it's messed up!

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