CATCHING UP! A Splash is Made! [Text]

[playerspooker]

I guess one can't really ignore this place for too long, no matter how hard they try.

I was all set to finish up my summer vacation without any of this crazy crap occupying my mind after that one guy had his eye-related freakout. (Thanks for the unwanted flood of freaky visions there, jerk.)

And I did! Everything was all hunky-dory, until those stupid lights popped up the other day. Time for another crazy trip, though thankfully this time no more weird visions. Apparently I can make water now, though? It's a little tricky and messy to do, but bam - a couple of words, and a lot of water outta freakin' nowhere.

That aside, how the hell have you guys been, and how much did you miss me?

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[playerspooker]

I would think most everyone else would share my goal to some degree, if for different reasons. Granted it's likely not that easy, but still - wreck the source, try to go back to having a normal life, be done with it.