CATCHING UP! A Splash is Made! [Text]

[playerspooker]

I guess one can't really ignore this place for too long, no matter how hard they try.

I was all set to finish up my summer vacation without any of this crazy crap occupying my mind after that one guy had his eye-related freakout. (Thanks for the unwanted flood of freaky visions there, jerk.)

And I did! Everything was all hunky-dory, until those stupid lights popped up the other day. Time for another crazy trip, though thankfully this time no more weird visions. Apparently I can make water now, though? It's a little tricky and messy to do, but bam - a couple of words, and a lot of water outta freakin' nowhere.

That aside, how the hell have you guys been, and how much did you miss me?

Comments

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[synonymouswithdookie]

Thanks pal, that's totally encouraging.

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[playerspooker]

Hey, I never said I was here to be encouraging! Your shortcomings aren't myfault.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

I never said anything about shortcomings. Are you calling me short.

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[playerspooker]

Of course not - I've never even met you, I don't know how tall you are.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

How do I know you're not some psycho with some kinda crazy jacked up mind reading abilities.

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[playerspooker]

Please, if I had that kind of ability I wouldn't be wasting my time here. That, and I think if I did, I'd have to be in your presence.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

What would you be doing, then? And hey, I don't know how mind reading powers work.

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[playerspooker]

Running games and using the ability to totally hose the players over!

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[synonymouswithdookie]

Now that's just evil.

I like it.

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[playerspooker]

Sure, there's probably more lucrative uses for it, but there would be nothing quite as satisfying as springing the exact kind of trap or monster that a player doesn't want to see at a pivotal moment.