savetheearth | 01: phone textage

So after a few months of being in complete denial that I am quite possibly at least a little bit insane, I decided to check out this... magical psychic hotline number network thingy. Or whatever it is. I've come to the conclusion that you are all straight up batshit, and that I probably shouldn't have bothered for the sake of my own mental well being.

But fuck it. Work's dead and I don't have anything better to do right now.

But no seriously are you real people or am I just texting my brand new imaginary friends or something. Maybe you are people. Maybe you're evil telemarketers, and telemarketer technology has advanced to the point of transmitting numbers directly into people's brains. Or no better yet, maybe it's an elaborate government spy tool or something. I don't THINK anyone drilled anything into my skull during basic, but it could happen. Maybe THE MAN is watching me text crazyness to myself RIGHT NOW through my own brain.

Dear Government, if this is you get the fuck out of my brain before I set you on fire.

(just in case this IS the government, i won't actually set you on fire I'M SORRY)

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Yeah, they are. Except that they sort of grew in under her old skin, painfully. Echoes are usually not painless.

Mmmm... no, but there is a guy who IS! I'm some sort of predator... thing... that eats meat. And copper wire, apparently.

Wow. Okay, I've decided that I totally don't want any more of those.

Riiight. As long as you don't eat people meat, then we're good.

Better than nothing, I guess.

Far more useful than knowing how to fix something that I don't own.

depends on what's happening
some of us went to explore the reservoir when our water was poisoned
we've explored the mines before
now we're just sort of exploring wtf the buzzing nonsense is

basically we see things happen and then go figure out what the things are
i suppose?

That buzzing is a thing? I just thought our radio was busted.

Well yeah, but saying I can fix a bike isn't nearly as cool as saying I know how to fix an army tank.

Unless you have an army tank in your driveway, doesn't much matter if you can fix it or not, right?

Sure it matters. It means I'm more awesome than you are.

I can summon a giant half man half snake spirit monster. That beats your tank any day.

Bullshit.

100% truth. And I can prove it.

Well good because I'm gonna call bullshit until I see this shit in person.

This evening, the park not too far from the dead district that has that wooded area in the back that almost no one goes to.

That sounds like the kinda place hobos would hang out and try to annoy me for money. Or pee on me.

Tall enough trees to hide that fact that he's big as a building and no one bothers going there. Because like fuck am I going to summon him where people can see.

Okay okay fine. But if I see any hobos I'm high tailing it out of there.

Are you seriously scared of hobos? That's just sad.

I have seem some SHIT, son.

Whatever you say old man.

See you in a few hours~

I'm not that old you little bastard.

yeah yeah see you whenever.

[[Good to his word, Bakura's waiting on the edge of the park, wearing a deep red hoodie that most of his still slightly purpled hair is stuffed into. Very noticeable is the scar under his right eye, a long thin line that's crossed twice. He gives a small wave when he spots Ray approaching.]]

Ray Zimmerman, Destroyer of Souls, I presume?

[Ray strolls up with a slight limp, taking one last drag from his cigarette before flicking it to the ground and stomping it out. He'd probably look like a badass if he wasn't so very short.]

What's up, Bacon. You sure it isn't like past your bed time or something?

...it's Bakura, like I said... [[makes a face before turning to head into the woods]]

So. Limp a recent thing or a long standing irritation?

I got my knee blown off back in the war.

[said in that "back in my day" grandpa sort of way. me might actually be serious, but he's also an asshole.]

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