Oh, trust me, I have given that plenty of thought, and I am doing no such thing! Now I'm sure Mr. and Mrs. Bell could be made to see things appropriately, keep it down and all, but, well, you know foals - you really do, unless my memory's mistaken!

And I believe it's been established what "they" do to foals who come out to be a bit too close to this - colossal secret - of ours.