Shinji Ikari (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2013-09-20 09:07 pm
neopianangst) wrote in savetheearth2013-09-20 09:07 pm
video - laptop
[Initially, Shinji's holding his laptop so you can only see part of his head in the video. It's a pretty bad view to be shooting a video of. His voice is pretty quiet and hesitant.]
So, um, does anyone know what--
[Moving the laptop now, revealing the fact that's wearing a skintight article of clothing that resembles a wetsuit. He tried it on out of curiosity and is looking pretty embarrassed.
He's already sure he's going to regret this.]
--this is? Or remember anything like it, I guess...besides the girl I was talking to before.
So, um, does anyone know what--
[Moving the laptop now, revealing the fact that's wearing a skintight article of clothing that resembles a wetsuit. He tried it on out of curiosity and is looking pretty embarrassed.
He's already sure he's going to regret this.]
--this is? Or remember anything like it, I guess...besides the girl I was talking to before.
in person
Hello, 911? I'm being assaulted.
Yes, it's my gay brother, he's out of his mind.
in person
It's soft.
: in person
I'm not sure I'll survive it.
[Oh would you look at that. She's smiling.
Tucks the phone away in her pocket.]
They're coming to get you, you know.
in person
in person
in person
in person
You brought your own fate upon you, Mr. Ikari.
in person
in person
It's mine now.
in person
[Wow look he's playing along with that now.]
in person
Girls are immune to gay germ. It's first grade, Shinji.
in person
But I bet the hedgehog pooped on that before.
in person
...You wouldn't not wash it.
in person
in person
in person
in person
After all, without you I'd wear the same clothes every single day.