Mundane text to Bakura. Not actually on the network

[not_good_not_wicked]

Had a funny idea to solve your stalker problem.

Comments

[shiromadoushi]

...how funny.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Pretend I'm your girlfriend.

[shiromadoushi]

What

[not_good_not_wicked]

Obvs wouldn't really be dating. Not interested. But I bet they would lose some interest in you if you weren't always so single and brooding.

[Seconds later, before he can reply.]

You brood too much

[shiromadoushi]

I do not brood!

[not_good_not_wicked]

You do too you sit in the corner and glare daggers at anyone who comes within ten feet of you.

[shiromadoushi]

That is not brooding

[not_good_not_wicked]

Itd be better if you had a castle to do it in yes
We're getting off topic. What do you think about my idea

[shiromadoushi]

If I had a castle, I wouldn't bother with school.

And that depends. What are you trying to get out of this?

[not_good_not_wicked]

Free food mostly

[shiromadoushi]

....are you seriously saying we should go out on "dates" where I pay the tab?

[not_good_not_wicked]

In exchange for me getting a bunch of shrill voiced idiots to leave you alone. That sounds like a fair exchange to me

[shiromadoushi]

If this doesn't work, you're paying for my next arcade run....

[not_good_not_wicked]

Let's not worry about that unless it actually comes up

[shiromadoushi]

And this better not be some hair brained scheme to trick me into "real" dating because I do not do that crap.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Like I have nothing better to do with my time than get all googoo eyed over some boy
Anyways if I did it would be over someone less stick-like

[shiromadoushi]

Well excuse me for being skinny....

I wasn't kidding the other day, I have been going to the gym since I was 12. I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for me to buff up. It's kinda annoying.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Then you have even less to worry about.

[shiromadoushi]

You have a wonderful way of backwards compliments, did you know that?

So.

What do I need to do?

[not_good_not_wicked]

I think it's more of a question of what I need to do

Do you think they would find it suspicious if I didn't kiss you? I don't think anyone will buy that I'm shy at this point.

[shiromadoushi]

No kissing. Kissing is a deal breaker. I am not putting on a show for *anybody*

[not_good_not_wicked]

Okay that's a relief.

So a "date" or 2 and slightly smaller personal space when they're around and we should be okay.

[shiromadoushi]

Yeah, that's doable. And I'll make a big deal about game night stuff like it's something else.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Makes sense.

[shiromadoushi]

So. Pizza and arcade count as a date?

[[Since in his mind, that's just hanging out. So if he can get away with that...]]

[not_good_not_wicked]

I think it does

If it was a candlelight dinner I think people would get suspicious. You're still YOU, after all

[shiromadoushi]

And somehow you don't strike me as that type either.