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[pianistofraielin]

i heard there were talking animals on this network!

are you guys like people's spirit companions or something? do you have telepathic links to your bonded humans? what's it like having paws or hooves, can you type with those??

i've never seen a talking animal before so mainly i'm just curious!

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[pianistofraielin]

oh! they make phones with tiny keyboards that slide out, i bet that would be a lot easier for you to use if a regular keyboard is too big for you!

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[seabeast]

[ ... for someone so perky, he was being annoyingly helpful. ]

where can i get such a thing

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[pianistofraielin]

hmm it should be pretty easy to order one off the internet. phones can get pretty expensive though, i don't know what your financial situation might be

here, this should help you find one that suits you!

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[seabeast]

[ ... will definitely need lyall's help on this one. but. TEMPTING. ]

your name lad

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[pianistofraielin]

Russel!

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[seabeast]

keep a civil tongue in your head and ye mite impress me

[ #hypocrisy ]

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[pianistofraielin]

you got it! [civil, yes. mature, thoughtful, reasonable...? probably not.]

what's your name?

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[seabeast]

empress regine the fifth

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[pianistofraielin]

whoa that is a super impressive name. can i just call you regine?

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[seabeast]

no
the hole name
every time
ye think you can manage that pup

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[pianistofraielin]

oh. well i guess i can if that's what you want!

[he really will, too. romsca you are terrible.]

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[seabeast]

[ unfortunately she is actually horrible. FORTUNATELY she isn't vindictive... just... yet... she just feels sorry for him tbh. ]

avast and stripe me
you are too onest for your own good

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[pianistofraielin]

[it takes him a minute to figure out what 'onest' is supposed to mean. talking animals, not the best spellers in the world!]

thanks, i think?

it's just rude to call someone something they don't want to be called, is all.

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[seabeast]

[ she's on her first year of written language her retention is CHOPPy ]

hells bells

stella
names stella not that retched mouthful
keep a proper eye out for villains lad

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[pianistofraielin]

oh!!

[...HEY WAIT A SECOND]

i get it, ha ha very funny. i just think most people are inherently trustworthy, okay! but believing you about your name doesn't mean i'm too naive to spot people trying to take advantage of that.

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[seabeast]

aye that is cristal clear thank ye
just dont make it easy for the scum in your life
youve more than yourself to look out for if youre with us lad

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[pianistofraielin]

[he hadn't thought of it like that. it's an important thing to point out. they're in this together, risk one person and risk the group]

you're right. i'll have to be vigilant from now on!

thanks for pointing that out, stella.

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[seabeast]

tis a load off my poor soul to know that pup

[ if only she could convey an utterly flat tone through text. PLEASE JUST PRETEND SHE'S ACTUALLY RELIEVED RUSSEL it's for your own good. ]

[pianistofraielin]

[luckily for the both of them he is just the kind of person to take that at face value and not question it.]

[which has left him with an incredibly inaccurate impression of stella. you're welcome.]

[seabeast]

[ CURSES ]