enrages: (we must travel to the moon)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
drama8om8: (I'm the num8er one stunner)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-09 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I will fairysparkle on your stuff, THEN open the tub of ice cream.
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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-09 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
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No

Her hands are too full of doge and birth control to shut the door in his face
]


No. OH MY GOD I COULD NOT WANT ANYTHING LESS GET OUT OF HERE LEAVE THIS PLACE.
drama8om8: (8uying up the 8ar)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you even bring Crab. He's too young and innocent to hear this shit!

[ Dumping the condoms and pamphlets in favour of doge-fussage. Who's a cuteums, Cwab. Who is. ]
drama8om8: (You either get cut)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
8T W8S 8LL LIES OK8Y I PROMIS8. AN

W8 then wh8t were Y8U t8lking a8out
drama8om8: (Get stuffed)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not ashamed! You're shaming me. Alan is only going to touch my bra I can't get pregnant from that what is wrong with you.

[ Gonna pour out a bowl of water for Crab. And put ice cubes in it. Because Crab. ]
drama8om8: (Giant squid!)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
 

 

 

 

Yeah ok there are like. Two incidents you could 8e referring to there? You are going to have to clarify just a tiny teeny 8it. Give me a keyword.
drama8om8: (This is the tale)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ She takes the diagram. And stares at it.

And stares at Karson.

And stares at the diagram.

 

Then balls it up and tosses it at his head.
]

I am not going to get teen pregnant.
drama8om8: (You cockroaches wanna play rough?)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I

I was the one with the soap-based accident? When Wrestler Brad lost his lucky sock and the vice-principal started crying?

 

 

I thought the urinal cake/mirror one was an urban legend did that actually happen oh my god is that even possible physically.
drama8om8: (More like the)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
ALAN DOESN'T WANT ME TEEN PREGNANT WHY WOULD HE WANT ME TEEN PREGNANT I'D GET FAT AND GROSS AND ALSO THERE'D BE A BABY.
drama8om8: (So the groupies show us love)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Then you have to do it right! You have to play the role.

You have to shout a lot, tell me I'm pretty and that you want me teen pregnant. You have to make me believe.
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[personal profile] mood2wiingiing 2013-09-10 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
sounds great two me lol