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[Victor is sitting in his room looking none too impressed. He's also looking a little different from the last time anyone saw him—despite the poor quality of video, his eyes are very red, and his skin is deathly pale. Practically grey. It blends in weirdly with his bleached hair.

There are shadows flapping around above him. Three guesses as to what they are.]

Greetings and salutations, my fair numberly friends. It appears that I just can't leave you all for very long, sadly. I was quite enjoying having my apartment to myself again.

If anyone would like to fill me in on what's been going on, it would be much appreciated. You can skip the part about the water. Thank god the fabric store is so dead on Wednesday nights, I doubt there's much I could say to explain suddenly turning goth and laughing like a maniac.

... Ah, speaking of— Julia, she seems to have forgotten around the same time I did. I can't say for sure if she'll remain oblivious, but if anyone was wondering what happened to her, well. Now you know.

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MORE vampires? As if we didn't have enough people with that already.

I'd still at least try to tan, if I were you.

Give me a better explanation for the bats and I'll consider it.

No thanks, I'd rather not take my chances in case this change comes with burning in the sunlight, for vampiric reasons or otherwise.

You know, there's a difference between caution and paranoia. What's a little pain compared to knowing the truth?

I mean for all we know you could have been some villainous wizard with a bat fixation.

My skin was already quite fair before this, thank you very much. I doubt losing the rest of my pigmentation helped any with that.

If I'm a wizard, then where's my magic and fabulous hat?

Still, people are going to notice it. You could try makeup or something but I can't help with that.

And obviously your hat is just late because its magical energies are disrupting the delivery ethers.

I don't need anyone to tell me that. Obviously, I'm not going to go out in public like this. I'd stand out like a sore thumb.

Ah, of course. Magical hats can be such a nuisance when it comes to inter-dimensional transportation. I do hope the rabbit doesn't get lost along the way, now that would be a real tragedy.

Any wizard with actual self-respect wouldn't be pulling a rabbit out of his hat, let alone an evil one, and no well-meaning one would be caught dead with bat familiars.

[nerrrrrrrrrrrd]

Keep dissing my hat like that and I'll turn you into a rabbit.

[wow shut up he can do whatever he wants]

You don't even know what it looks like yet! For all you know it could be bright pink!

[totally not set off by thoughts of what her one old friend would think of that, nope]

If it is, I'm disowning whoever I'm getting these memories from.

But by god, if there's nothing else I can do, I can sure as hell restitch and dye a hat. Mystical wards be damned, I will find a way.

Glad to hear it.

[She dislikes people that show initiative slightly less than people that don't.]

Let me know if you ever need an enchanted garment modified. I'm sure I could set you up, with a reasonable price.

Or if you start growing robot arms or the like, I suppose. Maybe rabbit ears.

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