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k this is WAY more iimportant than anything else here today.
check iit out.

you guys only wiish this was your cookiie2/second

((ooc; Soren recently received Sollux's obnoxiiou2 typiing quiirk back as an echo; if you don't want me to use it when I tag you let me know either here or here! for now at least, the color itself won't be constant; it will only be if he forgets to not do it/if he is trying to be annoying.))

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well ok i guess government con2piracy isnt any less likely than aliens no.
ii still think youre being stupid though.

come up with a better theory.
i'm listening.

the better theory iis were all going crazy.
or craziier in some cases.

mutual insanity.
is that even a thing?

ii dont know iit could be?
the water ii2 contamiinated iit could be doing it??
or maybe its just something el2e like the aliens.

obama aliens contaminating the water.
nailed it.
figured it out.
i am the smartest man in the world, someone hand me a goddamn rubix cube.

waiit are they aliens that look like obama? that ARE obama? that obama control2? we need details here ok otherwi2e thiis will never fly on /conspiracy.

also give me your address and ii will get right on that.

aliens that look like obama while acting as obama and wearing little obama masks over their obama heads.
that's what we're dealing with here.

wow that is legiitimately terrifying. what the fuck.

now do you understand how scary this shit is?
because holy fuck, the things we're dealing with, man.
the things
we are dealing with.

wow.
and you actually believe that??

yes, the only thing i have ever believed in my entire fucking life is the fact that obama disguised obama aliens have taken over.
that's it.
that's all.
i don't even believe in my own existence, but i believe in the obamarama.

well iif you have two pick just one thing two believe in then why not obama alien2 that is pretty much the only choice i say.

i'm glad we're in agreement here.
i'm glad that this is also the only thing we will ever agree on.
i'm glad that literally from this point onward, not a single other human being is allowed to make any other agreements with other, consenting human beings.

ok wait when did that happen?
the no one el2e ever agreeing thing.

our ability to agree with each other on a single topic has maxed out humanity's mutual agreement funds.

(i am exaggerating grossly here, you textually illiterate punk)

2hut it ii knew you werent being serious but i at least like following the insaniity here why else encourage you??

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHHH.
i feel like this is going to be a common theme of any and all conversations we might have in the future.
me just UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHing.

ii2 there a problem wiith ughing?

when i'm the one doing it, yes.
yes there is.

then maybe you 2hould just stop doiing iit

maybe you and the rest of life should stop making me do it.

iim not making you do anythiing im not even makiing you talk two me 2o nope not my fault.

you're the one who decided to join our soulbond with your shittyass typing and its puke color.
which means all of this is your fault.

oh yeah iit2 MY fault for getting involved in thiis im sorry ill just go back two being normal right now only WAIIT no ii cant do that can ii?? youre 2tuck wiith me 2o ju2t deal wiith iit and 2top blamiing me!!

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