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[mood2wiingiing]

k this is WAY more iimportant than anything else here today.
check iit out.

you guys only wiish this was your cookiie2/second

((ooc; Soren recently received Sollux's obnoxiiou2 typiing quiirk back as an echo; if you don't want me to use it when I tag you let me know either here or here! for now at least, the color itself won't be constant; it will only be if he forgets to not do it/if he is trying to be annoying.))

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[mood2wiingiing]

lmao bada22 2exy piirate ladiie2?? you 2ure that2 a "memory" and not you beiing commiitable becau2e ii thiink that2 the real an2wer here. ju2t 2ayiing. e2peciially wiith how creepy you apparently are.

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[drama8om8]

Uh-huh. I get it, you are so cool and so above all of this and that 8n't getting old or stale or anything at all. 8|
Thanks bro I have seen the light! I will also be a complete moron who shows absolutely no curiosity about anything ever. NOPE NOT SOULBONDED DON'T CARE ANYWAY SOLLUX WAS A TOOL YOU'RE A TOOL EVERYBODY IS TOOLS. EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE IN FUCKING TOOLVILLE.
L8r, loser!!!!!!!!

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[mood2wiingiing]

video;

[drama8om8]

[ Have a clip of the most pointedly-bored yawn in the history of paradox space. ]

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[mood2wiingiing]

hey its not my fault youre mad

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[drama8om8]

If that's as mad as your """"trolling victims"""" (lol) ever get then I actually feel kind of bad for you rn bro. 8|

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[mood2wiingiing]

oh no way iive gotten worse im just not expecting a lot here. thii2 apparently is a shitty place for trolliing.

[drama8om8]

Maybe because you're a shitty troll! 8)
Or maybe because idk people here are too busy being super cool and amazing and powerful and also saving the world. It is a mystery! Man, what a fucking pickle this is. Golly gosh gee fucking whiz.

[mood2wiingiing]

that doesnt mean i cant try and mess wiith them anyway ju2t because this is supposedly so extra serious doesnt mean ii thiink it is.
and even iif its true im still gaming so deal with iit.

[drama8om8]

Oh my god.
Did you ever get linked to the FAQ?
And if so did you miss the bit where some guy got SHOT????????
And Candy just went missing and she's probably dead as hell H8W C8N YOU NOT GET THIS IS SERI8US ARE YOU RET8RDED. XO

[mood2wiingiing]

no i didnt miss it but people get 2hot its just one of those things that happens?
liike that doesnt prove anything. all ii know is some stupid b2 about how were in danger and apparently i now thiink yellow is a great color two type in.
that2 all i know.

[drama8om8]

GUHHHH. Look at the people who grew weird bits! Like metal arms and robot eyes and FREAKY-ASS TEETH?
(Not to be confused with freaky ass-teeth. Lol.)
Those 8n't just ~*things that happen*~, asshole!
MY powers 8n't as visible but they are super real as shit. I'd demonstr8 but I might accidentally give you brain cancer by accident???????? Accidentally and not on purpose.
And I killed a giant scorpion with my boyfriend and LOOK THIS IS REAL AS SHIT OK IT'S NOT "STUPID 8S" JUST FUCKING ACCEPT IT 8EFORE YOU LOOK LIKE ANY MORE OF A TOOL.

[mood2wiingiing]

oh yeah all tho2e things i havent seen yeah ii sure do beliieve in all that and dont think it2 just messed up!


and iim not gettiing intwo the powers. dont even try ii2 all im saying.

[drama8om8]

Why would this many people bother making up this shit, you stooge! And just FYI "don't even try, PLEASE" would be politer. >;D

[mood2wiingiing]

oh like youre all poliite yourself?? fuck off iim not asking you politely two do ANYTHING!

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[enrages]

WE ARE SOULBONDED WITH THIS SHIT.

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[drama8om8]

NO.
DO YOU WANT TO DR8VE ME TO SUIC8DE KARSON 8'LL DO IT THER'S A 8RIDGE JUST A FEW 8LOCKS AWAY

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[enrages]

NO DON'T BE SELFISH.
DON'T JUMP ALONE.
TAKE ME WITH YOU.

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[drama8om8]

Is Kanti g8ing t8 yell at me if I agree to engage in a mutu8l suicide pact with you?
8ecause if not I 8M ALL FOR TH8S LET'S G8 8RIDGE TIME CHOO CHOO ALL A8OARD THE SUICIDE SOUL8OND EXPRESS did you know mac's involved too I h8 my life.

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[enrages]

what how is mac involved?!
HOW IS HE INVOLVED?!
why didnt you report this new addition to the soulbond leader (aka me)?

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[drama8om8]

Because it's uh. Kind of a touchy sensitive TRICKY SU8JECT.
Like one I am not entirely comfortable discussing publically, in public.

I'll text you deets if you promise never to tell anybody ever. Not even Kanti. Not even CRAB.

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[hawaiianheir]

wait are we suicide soulbond pacting now
is that the cool new thing

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[drama8om8]

Can't hear you 8ro too 8usy 8eing really super de8d and suicided ov8r here th8nks

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[hawaiianheir]

look no okay we talked about this if you were dead you'd be mind controlling ghosts and that's just a dickish thing to do

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[drama8om8]

Except that's basically the dumbiest shit I ever heard!
Ghosts don't have MINDS, BabyGotMac. And if I was dead then I'd not be the OTHER me, I'd be THIS me because obviously after I died as her I came back as me.
Or something?
I mean honestly I'm kind of losing track but my point is that's dumb and you're dumb and your face is dumb and also your hair.