hawaiianheir: (they'll just watch you die)
Makani 'Mac' Kapule (John Egbert) ([personal profile] hawaiianheir) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-08-18 05:27 pm

Showtime #002: Video

[So those few who have been graced with Mac's visage before, here it is again! Except his hair, far from being its normal slicked-back comb, is a unkempt mess. He looks like he's recovering from a bad fight, and there's the slightest jitter to his movements that's hard to place.]

[Looking around the room, it looks like a classic 20 year old's room. There's posters (mostly videogame oriented), a stack of movies next to a TV, an unmade bed and a clothes hamper, among other things. But two things probably stick out.

1 - he's wearing glasses. And those that remember seeing his eyes probably don't remember them being quite so... blue.
2 - there's a sledgehammer laying next to the swivel chair Mac is taking a seat in as he addresses what is probably some sort of webcam.
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This thing's on, right? Hey, Numberinos. How was your weekend? Mine was spectacular. You know. Sat around, got to watch my vision go to shit in real time, became part of the eye color change club. Oh, right. And I hit up a warehouse nearby with Thunder Corp shit.

Now, I'm not going to lie to you, it was a clusterfuck. I managed to get out of it, though, more or less intact. Oh. And I grabbed a present for you guys.

[He reaches off camera, grabbing something he tosses into the air real quick, before throwing it down onto the desk. It's a water bottle, about three-fourths full with water. ...Except it's water that has a nice, healthy pink glow to it.]

So yeah, casual reminder to newbies - don't drink the tap water. That shit'll give you the gigglefits and apparently the police are looking for those, now? Maybe they're trying to out us that way... [He quietly thinks to himself before gathering his thoughts, nervously running a hand through his hair to stry and slick it back again.]

Okay, so. There's like. A chemist on this network, right? Or someone who has like. Degrees and shit they can use to figure out what's in this, because I'm not so certain I want to hang onto this bottle of possibly water contaminant possibly something worse forever.
drama8om8: (I'M FANCY ENOUGH)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-08-26 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
H8h8 gr8! GREAT. God that's gr8. Man it is SO GR8 we are soul8onded, Macrackalackin. Wow.
But I mean maybe you're N8T Dualscar! That's always possi8le!!!!!!!!
He was a pir8, I think? He was definitely on a ship. And he was royal or something.
Any of TH8T ringing any 8ells? 8I
drama8om8: (Shank in my sock)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-08-26 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I uh. Don't actually know.
Like I don't remember Dualscar firsthand! I have my old diary. And it talks about him a lot! HAHAHAHA.

(You can't read it.)

 

(Seriously don't even bother asking it is PRIV8.)
drama8om8: (Heater on 8last)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-08-26 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
8 D8N'T KN8W WH8T Y8U'RE IMPLY8NG H8RE.
A lady has to have SOME secrets, Sir Macsalot!!!!!!!!
MY DIARY MY SECR8TS YOU WILL NEV8R KN8W THE TRUTH I WILL 8URN THIS SHIT R8THER THAN L8T YOU SEE
drama8om8: (Watch it girl)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-08-26 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
N8
Y88 G8T 8T 8LL WR8NG 8 H8 8V8R8TH8NG 8 H8 M8 ST8P8D L8F8