Video [workout room mirror]

[these_orcs_must]

[Sorry to disappoint, Robert is actually dressed tonight. He's got a tank top with his gym's logo (A stylized hand giving a thumbs up) and gym shorts.]

So yeah those flashback echo thingies? Creepy. Also, apparently the laughing water still works if you inhale it as steam.

Anyways, I guess I never introduced myself. I'm Bob, and I own a gym. Bob's Lift to Win Gym. It's down town, across the street from the big supermarket. I told the receptionist that if anyone comes in and says they're "From the network", she's supposed to give them a full gym membership for free. Cuz, you know, it seems like we deal with some pretty heavy shit. Being in shape probably can't hurt. We've got weight rooms, indoor courts, a jogging track, a sauna, and some rooms that dance classes and shit like to rent.

Probably...shouldn't use the sauna right now, though.

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[Video]

[soulsborderline]

[Tank tops almost don't count on buff guys. Or at least they don't-count enough to get Asuka to respond. After brushing her hair.]

Well, someone joins and offers something immediately useful! That's a very nice change. A professional health club is probably a lot nicer than the University gym, too...

[No way is this girl in college, I mean come on.]

[ Handwritten ]

[selfassured]

You might want to generally advise against anything that involves water.

Someone mentioned a few days ago that showers were contaminated.

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[schild]

[ Hell yeah A GYM. Why, working out is one of Ryan's favorite things. ]

It'd be nice to get a little more variety than what we have at the station. I already maxed the couple of weights we have there... Definitely gonna stop by if I ever get some time off.

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[ursoreckless]

that's nice of you but i already have a year's membership

[these_orcs_must]

I thought there were a few of you already around.

[these_orcs_must]

Bottled water seems okay. I got some extra water ordered.

[ursoreckless]

even before the network a few of us probably needed to keep in shape

[these_orcs_must]

yeah well, I try.

...What're you doing in the university gym? I thought that was only for, like, grown ups.

[these_orcs_must]

Everyone needs to stay in shape! Just not everybody actually bothers.

[ursoreckless]

true. people like to make excuses for why they don't get into shape

[soulsborderline]

...I'm a student at LCU.

[these_orcs_must]

Bull. You can't be older than thirteen.

[these_orcs_must]

Our doors are open!

[soulsborderline]

I am fourteen, thank you, and that does not prohibit me from being a college student, you neanderthal!

[these_orcs_must]

When'd you do high school then? Did you just start school when you were one?

[soulsborderline]

I skipped a few grades.

[these_orcs_must]

Huh.

Do you have trouble seeing over the other students if you don't sit in the front?

[these_orcs_must]

Yeah. Hey, we're getting new racquets for racquet ball on Tuesday. Finally getting rid of those floppy, falling apart ones.

[selfassured]

Is the bottled water from out of town?

[these_orcs_must]

It's aquafina.

So I think so?

[selfassured]

That would explain why it's fine then.

Can't you just use the bottled water for the sauna then?

[these_orcs_must]

...Can I? That seems like it'd be expensive.

[selfassured]

That would probably depend on how much the water costs.

[these_orcs_must]

Well, more than the water bill, that's for sure.

[selfassured]

Obviously.

I'd personally consider suing the water company if they actually charge you for contaminated water.