[Voice - Computer]

[sugoku]

[She starts off with a bored sigh]

Is that what those numbers were for? I hoped it was something more interesting than just some little secret club. That's such a stupid induction process too. You get to run with the cool kids if you remember a sequence weird numbers that seemed more like a dream? You should rethink this a little, I believe.

On the other hand, this could be the gateway to meeting some interesting people right? Instead of the usual questions from me, why don't you tell me about yourself instead. What kind of people have I found myself with here?

Comments

text;

[synchronous]

Hells yeah, I know I believe everything I see on TV. Just plain robophobia to leave them out of the mix.

text;

[counterclock]

for reference
apparently robots are the ideal partners
also tbh i have no idea what we're talking about anymore
we have traveled too deep into the hole

text;

[synchronous]

Oh, you were thinking fembots. Count me out.

I don't think we actually had a valid conversational topic.

text;

[counterclock]

i was thinking all robots not just the femme ones jeez gotta fully represent the whole robot spectrum
it's okay the fembots can sit on my side of the couch
all of them
and no probably not

text;

[synchronous]

What's your name?

text;

[counterclock]

gotta show a lady a better time first before she gives you her name on a totally suspect and incriminating and possibly life-ruining secret network that is connected to some like murders and government conspiracies
at least buy me dinner first, shit

text;

[synchronous]

Or you could just not tell me your name and I'd also be ok with that.

text;

[counterclock]

yeah but why would you ask then

text;

[synchronous]

Curiosity.

text;

[counterclock]

call me ava
and you?

text;

[synchronous]

Call me DJ.

[ He's been pretty dang open about his nickname so far, so why not. ]

text;

[counterclock]

that's cute

[what a coincidence she's been pretty dang open about being a douche so far.]

text;

[synchronous]

I think you misspelled "rad", but I forgive you.

text;

[counterclock]

what embarrassing bullshit does it stand for

text;

[synchronous]

Dude Jesus. I'm the Second Coming.

text; dirty avery :|

[counterclock]

i've heard those are usually less intense
for dudes anyway

text; i love you

[synchronous]

I saw that one coming as soon as I hit send. Try harder.

text; :3

[counterclock]

uhhuh sure and you totally just hit send anyway because you're
just
that
cool
i believe it
like that shitty ninja kids' show i believe it

text; :3

[synchronous]

Seeing as how I'm the Messiah and all, yeah.

text;

[counterclock]

how could i forget
gotta work on your delivery there, dude

text;

[synchronous]

Excuse you, my delivery is flawless.

text;

[counterclock]

not if i forget your shit thirty seconds after you tell me
gotta make the message stick brosef
make it memorable

text;

[synchronous]

Some people just can't appreicate genius. I can't force it on you.

Re: text;

[counterclock]

dude
i am ALL ABOUT genius
not my fault your game is too weak