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[wonk]

[The post begins with a large black screen, ominously blank for a few seconds before lines of code begin to fill it. The "hacking" continues, taking up more and more of the screen, until finally the flashing green text boldly proclaims:

YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED. YOUR SYSTEMS ARE NOTHING BEFORE ME. PREPARE TO BE TERMINATED.

It remains for about five minutes, just long enough for anyone who fell for it to panic, and then is replaced with the following:]

ok so
be honest
how maby of u fell for that
*many
like for real
i wanna kno how gullibe u guys r
bc i dont want 2 be stuck with no idiots
if we have to save the earth or some dumb fuckin shit like that
from all these ALIEN INCADERS
*invaders

so yeah
also i have pink eyes now is taht normal
*that
p sure that aint possible
like
geneitcallly
i dont think thats a thing

Comments

[goodboybestshot]

[Luckily the severity of the network being hacked is a little lost on him as he's JUST found this whole thing. However, that font looks really familiar.]

...Roxy??? Also pink eye is gross affliction. Have you seen anyone for it??

[wonk]

wiat
thad?

and i dont meant liek the dsiease
my irises are iteralyl pink
*literally

[text | iPhone]

[purplepants]

[Didn't panic over it lucky enough. Bruce was too busy linefacing at his phone.]

The condition pink eye?

[It's hard to tell with that style of writing.]

[goodboybestshot]

In the text- well sort of. Im writing on my notebook to you! How is that possible?? Roxy did you do this? Did you somehow break reality??

I didnt know eyes could be pink. :?

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[wonk]

no i mena i have pink irises
like how most ppl have borwn or black
*brown
i have pink

text; written.

[eras]

i'm afraid i figured that hacking my notebook was probably a hard thing to do
like legit notebook i mean :)

also considering some people are turning into robots (?) and aliens i wouldn't be too worried about pink eyes

[text | iPhone]

[purplepants]

Well, melanin production can change eye colours but that's normally during infancy. I doubt you've developed albinoism so late in life, but that could explain reddish eyes....Then again, who knows on this network?

[wonk]

wait
ur writng from ur fuckin notebook
i read the faq but jesus
tahts so fucked up

as for the eyes
i didnt know either
until i got home a litle bit ago and looked in the mirror
they were brown before so

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[wonk]

robots?
tthis is so fucke dup oh my god

text; written.

[eras]

i don't know i mean i don't think there's anything wrong with robots

[ she's like 99% sure she was a robot, she should probably Defend her People or something here. ]

it is pretty weird though yeah.
did you get the guide yet?

Re: [text | iPhone]

[wonk]

i dont have albinisnm i dont think
bc my skin seems the same
and anyway its like bright pink
like this text pink

[text | iPhone]

[purplepants]

That's very bright. Fuschia? Magenta? Either way I think you should maybe see a doctor just to have any health issues ruled out.

Re: text; written.

[wonk]

yeah thats how i saw the aline thing
*alien
from that forum thing that was in the link

i dont have a problem with robuts
*robots
but people turing into robots is fucked up

oh lol turing
bc turing test

[goodboybestshot]

It is certainly something!

Thats um... kind of worrying???

text; written.

[eras]

figured i'd check!
a+ sleuthing skills :)

yeah a bit i guess
i mean i think there are worse things to turn into!
maybe

that's the one w/ machine intelligence, right?

Re: [text | iPhone]

[wonk]

man im gonna have to go into moms medical insruance stuff

fun times

but ill probably get that checked out thx

[wonk]

yeah ill proably have to make sure it chx out w/ a docotr
*probably
*doctor

but it doesnt hurt or anything at least

[synchronous]

[ Yeah, there's no way he was going to fall for that bullshit hacking attempt, even if he has only just found this network, like literally right this second.

That pink typo-ridden text seems familiar, though...

DJ's response is handwritten. ]

It's not genetically possible. Have you seen a doctor?

Re: text; written.

[wonk]

yeah alan turing
make a compuetr pretend to be human
bc its hard to figure out if machines actually think
so see if they can pretend to think

but for the turning into a robobt
like
where does the metal come form?

[wonk]

didnt think so
gonna go get it checked out thx
not rn no time but tomoroow probably

text; written.

[eras]

thought so!!
i think though
that robots do think
at least
some do.
and i think they can feel things too.

also i have no idea
perhaps the ether??
i mean where does any of this come from
where did your pink eyes come from
or all these memories?

[synchronous]

Hopefully it's not too late by then.

You got a name or should I just call you Pink Eye?

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[wonk]

but i have eyes already
they were jsut brown before
and then they turned pink

i dunno about the memories though but like
drugs i guess?
idk this is way too weird

[wonk]

its roxy

also dont be like "hopefully its not too late" pink eyues arent a sign of the fuckin black death

[synchronous]

[ Ohhh boy. ]

Are you actually completely sure of that?