Text | Computer IMAGE HEAVY I'M SORRY??

[deathcough]

Idek wtf is going on or what these numbers are, but this is kind of weird. Cool, but weird. I can access this thing from pretty much anything? Sure, why not. But I have no idea what I'm supposed to use this for.

So here's some cats even though I missed Caturday.




That one made me think of Hajime.














Cats are cool. But now I'm bored.

Hajime are you there somewhere did we have homework, I forgot. Lemme see what you did if so.

Comments

[iaijutsu]

But why would the motherland employ cats to farm its wh


[motherfucker what are you doing here]

I am not showing you my homework, Souji.

[iaijutsu]

Also, your first picture is of dogs, not cats.

[deathcough]

Hi hajime.

Don't be like that, show me the goods.

[deathcough]

This is exactly why you are that dog.

I'm getting you a pug

[iaijutsu]

No, you are not.

Do you even realize what this is for?

[deathcough]

Dating?

[iaijutsu]

No.

[deathcough]

Making friends?

[iaijutsu]

No.

[deathcough]

If this like 4chan?

[iaijutsu]

Am I supposed to know what 4chan is for?

[deathcough]

You don't let me look at your homework, you don't know what 4chan is.

What are you even good for?!

[iaijutsu]

I made you breakfast.

[ text; cellphone ]

[secondcomingof]

Question.

Has anyone ever informed you that you are a complete waste of matter?

[deathcough]

That's true I guess. You should come make me breakfast more often.

And also let me look at your homework.

[iaijutsu]

You can do your own homework.

Maybe reading the backlog here should be part of it.

[ text; computer ] 1/2

[deathcough]

Answer.

My boss, though not in so many words. He's got you covered.

2/2

[deathcough]

Question.

U mad?

[deathcough]

tl;dr.

gimmie the sparksnotes version.

[secondcomingof]

Answer.

I will find you, and I will kill you.

Slowly.

[iaijutsu]

Strange things are happening. Someone was shot by the police for trying to bring it to them. People here keep experiencing physical changes and remembering things that never happened to them.

[deathcough]

Oh baby when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of my body

[Computer textan]

[consiliarius]

[So a few days go by and Sano finally can't ignore the numbers in his head.

And then the first thing he sees is this.

Welp.]

I don't think that cat should be drinking beer, but I digress.

[secondcomingof]

[ Yeah guess who's uploading a virus to your computer the next chance he gets, you little prick.

ANGRY CLICK OF INDIGNATION HERE GOES HERE except that doesn't work for text so. Just pretend it was there. Because it totally was. In his head.

Fuck you. ]

not here

[deathcough]