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earnedmystripes) wrote in
savetheearth2013-04-14 10:53 pm
[Video/iPhone camera]
Haaaa?
[The video on the network shows a middle-aged man, perhaps in his late thirties, staring in evident confusion. From what can be seen through the camera, his apartment is something of a mess, clothes haphazardly lying on the couch and floor and beer cans and bottles strewn around everywhere. At his side is a clipping from the newspaper, with coupons for pizza--which may explain what Kotetsu was trying to do when he punched in his number by mistake.]
Oi, you. [He flicks at the screen, as if personally offended by it.] Eye-phone thingy. You were supposed to call the pizza place, not randomly start recording a video.
[He sighs, grumbling to himself and unaware what he thinks is an internal “video” recording is actually broadcasting to at least a dozen others.]
Don’t see anything “smart” about this phone. What’s the point of a phone that takes pictures and goes on the internet if it can’t make calls???
I had to back up over my old one in that parking lot, didn’t I...
[Aaaand he dumps the phone unceremoniously on the couch, leaving the recording running as he goes to hunt down the instruction manual and hope he didn’t toss it out.]
[The video on the network shows a middle-aged man, perhaps in his late thirties, staring in evident confusion. From what can be seen through the camera, his apartment is something of a mess, clothes haphazardly lying on the couch and floor and beer cans and bottles strewn around everywhere. At his side is a clipping from the newspaper, with coupons for pizza--which may explain what Kotetsu was trying to do when he punched in his number by mistake.]
Oi, you. [He flicks at the screen, as if personally offended by it.] Eye-phone thingy. You were supposed to call the pizza place, not randomly start recording a video.
[He sighs, grumbling to himself and unaware what he thinks is an internal “video” recording is actually broadcasting to at least a dozen others.]
Don’t see anything “smart” about this phone. What’s the point of a phone that takes pictures and goes on the internet if it can’t make calls???
I had to back up over my old one in that parking lot, didn’t I...
[Aaaand he dumps the phone unceremoniously on the couch, leaving the recording running as he goes to hunt down the instruction manual and hope he didn’t toss it out.]

Text NAH DONE i like this better
that was not supposed to be a pun
[oh god no someone kill him now he wants to die.]
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And so my statement holds true.
[Yes, he's being a brat. It's been a rough day.]
Also, this isn't the pizza place.
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:(
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Text - whee timey wimey bullshit :|b
apparently not
[He can't express his sigh through text, but it's there. You can totes imagine it, Shiro.]
and here my biggest problem half an hour ago was what to get my kid for her birthday
[And, y'know, being lonely and depressed and sometimes dangerously toeing the line of an alcohol problem. But we don't talk about those.]
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They showed you?
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...yeah.
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So you have an idea of the danger we're all in.
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mm
pretty sure i dont know what to *do* with it, but
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I don't think any of us know exactly what to do with it.
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[Offscreen, he rubs at his face.]
is that video all we know about this so far?
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Strange things happen around them.
[Understatement.]
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What kinda strange things?
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The one in the Dead District gives off a vibe that tries to get you to go away. The effects are resistable, but maybe only to people like us.
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Touching one of them triggers one of those weird visions.
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Think the dead district one has anything to do with thunder co. trying to buy the place?
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Maybe. Can't say for sure, but the timing does seem kind of coincidental.