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savetheearth2013-08-02 10:26 am
amberhearted) wrote in savetheearth2013-08-02 10:26 am
three logs rolled into one post!
Who: Alexander & John
What: John gets the giggles at Starbucks, oh nooo.
Where: One of the many Starbucks that dominate street corners.
When: 8/2, Friday afternoon
Here!
Who: Alexander & Banagher
What: Banagher gets the giggles at the movies, oh nooooo.
Where: MOVIES.
When: 8/3, Saturday afternoon
And here!
Who: Alexander, Arthur, John & Ravindra
What: Arthur rallies up some dudes to go bar crawling, where they get another round of giggle fits from all dem ice cubes and anything else using tap water, oh noo-- actually, aw yesssss.
Where: errywhere
When: 8/2, Friday evening
And here here!
What: John gets the giggles at Starbucks, oh nooo.
Where: One of the many Starbucks that dominate street corners.
When: 8/2, Friday afternoon
Here!
Who: Alexander & Banagher
What: Banagher gets the giggles at the movies, oh nooooo.
Where: MOVIES.
When: 8/3, Saturday afternoon
And here!
Who: Alexander, Arthur, John & Ravindra
What: Arthur rallies up some dudes to go bar crawling, where they get another round of giggle fits from all dem ice cubes and anything else using tap water, oh noo-- actually, aw yesssss.
Where: errywhere
When: 8/2, Friday evening
And here here!
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[he doesn't realize the danger until balance is already too far compromised to recover. nonetheless, he still tries to grab onto the nearest stool. it does not work. his hand slips and he goes down with the rest of them. at least they're the anchored-to-the-floor type of stools so it doesn't come with them.]
[frustrated (moreso), he wrestles himself out of Arthur's bear-hug and backs up against the bar, covering his mouth to stifle the giggling that won't stop what the hell]
You're an idiot. [to alex, through the laughter]
[to arthur] And your singing is terrible.
[and to john] ...You seem okay, though.
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it's highly likely alex's coordination is the most shot of the four and so he goes down pathetically easily. a stray hand might be hitting some part of john, and an elbow into arthur, but the impact of his side against the hard floor demands his immediate attention.
he rolls a little, somehow managing to groan while snickering at the same time, and decides that getting up is too much work on his part. ]
Fuck you, [ he says to ravi, a noticeable delay in response. ] You love me.
[ something about a new bar also?? but he's had so many shots already! (no, he hasn't, but it usually takes more than what he's consumed so far to get this drunk, so alex just assumes he has had the regular amount.) ]
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[Says Arthur as he tumbles into a bar stool since his balance has been horribly compromised by all of this. He and the bar stool become horribly tangled.]
UNHAND ME, YOU SCOUNDREL!...a new bar would ALSO be OUTRAGEOUS! It might even have nicer stools!
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All things considered, John gets off pretty light: Alex's hand catches on his ear briefly, but hey, everything is still amazing and hilarious! After swatting Alex away with the accompaniment of another burst of giggles, he turns to Ravi and gives him a million watt smile.]
Same to you!
[Whether or not that comment improves or worsens his standing in the guy's eyes is another thing, but whatever! Arthur is fighting with his bar stool, and somehow, they're still talking about hitting up another bar.]
Are you going to serenade us there as well, Arthur? Because I'll only go if you do.
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[he moves to stand, setting a hand on John's shoulder both to get his attention and to use it for support as he pushes himself to his feet.] I'm going to wait outside.
[and he is going to do just that, though anybody is free to stop him from walking out]
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[ do you feel that, ravi
it is alex grabbing the hem of your pants, latching on like he's a ten year old brat again. ]
Vin's ditching ussssssss.
[ i'm sorry, everyone. ]
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[He's laughing like that's the funniest idea ever.]
I'm gonna sing at ALL THE BARS!
[In his drunken gigglewater-addled brain, there is a heroic echoing effect accompanying this proclamation. He may actually be quietly providing it verbally as he finally staggers to his feet.]
COME, GENTLEMEN--AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP HIS PANTS ON UNTIL WE GET OUTSIDE!
[Okay, so he kind of maybe possibly misinterpreted Alex's grabbing at Ravi's pants. Whoops.]
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[...says the guy who is also still on the floor.
Well, after fighting off another bout of giggles, John manages to haul himself up onto his feet and then turns his attention to Alex, holding out his hands to help pull him up. He looks between Arthur and Ravi hopefully; surely one of them will want to help, right? Right?]
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Let go! [kicks at]
[and then]
[Arthur
Arthur he is never drinking with you again!!]
[have the most mortified stare you have ever seen]
[and then delayed reaction: ] ...Why would it be better outside?!
[sorry john not helping, too busy mentally flailing]
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he's pretty bad at it right now.
at john's offer of help, alex takes one of his hands and begins the arduous task of scaling mount ravindra's right leg.
actually, he kind of just relies on john to lift him and grabs the side of ravi's pants as additional support until he's on his feet.
the plot twist of john helping him up when he had tried to help john up earlier, oh! he ends up leaning heavily on john because he is legit fuckin' drunk. ]
John, you're a fucking angel. Vin-- Vin, you fucking suck, kicking me, that's dirty.
[ he swings his free arm outward. addressing arthur, ] Lead on, leader!
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[So now that everyone else seems ready to get moving, Arthur will lead the charge out of the bar. And by "charge," it's a miracle he's walking in a relatively straight line while bumping into only three or four tables and not knocking over anyone else's drink. He's also still laughing.]
Just remember--PANTS STAY ON!
[Just trying to help you out there, Ravi. Really.]
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Onward! [He glances at Alex.] A bit of air should freshen you up, yeah?
[Sorry, Ravi, he's not helping you out with stopping this madness. At least he... doesn't comment on the pants?]
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[hscgdeutns ARTHUR!!!!!!] God dammit, Arthur, stop! [is he blushing? yes, yes he is. he would like to just crawl under a rock right now, that would be great]
[he will settle for burying his face in his hands and trudging out after the rest of them, peeking out between his fingers to see where he's going]
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he erupts into a full blown giggle fit -- one-third the fault of the water, one-third the alcohol, and one-third ravi holding his face in his hands. all attempts to speak english are thwarted by the strength of this giggle storm. he'd been pink in the face earlier, but he is full on red now.
it sounds like he's trying to remark on ravi's blatant, yet comical shame. once they're outside, he reaches out towards ravi.
misses, tries again.
success is granted to him on the second try. his finger makes contact with ravi's stomach.
he did it in the hopes of hearing ravi giggle just like the mascot does on tv, but alex ends up preemptively laughing regardless of ravi's immediate reaction. ]
jumping ahead because...
[Ravi's immediate reaction is to whip around and slug Alex in the solar plexus. it's like a reflex, and he does not pull that punch.]
[he is laughing again, but he's pissed so it sounds, um, a little scary.]
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[And Arthur will just grind his progress to a halt because he's thinking "stop" refers to "stop walking." He turns around to check on the others just in time to see Ravi slug Alex.]
HOLD ON THERE!
[He'll just try to drunkenly break this up, which is probably not going to work given his relative level of coordination right now. About all he has going for him that he's a big guy, but he's a big guy who is this close to falling down on someone.]
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[John renews his hold on Alex and shuffles them further away from Ravi. He manages a quick frown at the guy before turning his attention back to Alex.]
Are you-- [Oh, the snickers totally ruin the seriousness of the situation.] Are you okay?
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LIKE FOR REAL OW
with the wind properly knocked out of him, alex is too disoriented and distracted by OW!!! to do anything but follow along with john's movement, hunched over and favoring his chest, sputtering.
this is actually kind of a pathetic (and funny) image since he's struggling to catch his breath while the giggles are relentless in their desire to BE HEARD.
(ok so maybe it's a little disturbing. he hopes arthur falls on you, ravi!!)
and then the echo comes. he turns in towards john, groaning. ]
Fine-- I'm fine. [ he's not fine, but he's not gonna die (again). he tries to step away from john. ] Gonna piss on his grave when I'm through with him.
[ yeah, that was a challenge. PUT UP YOUR DUKES, RAVI.
right now, a grandma could take alex out. ]
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[He doesn't even bother looking at Alex when he speaks] Fuck you, you deserved it!
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Come on, now, we're all friends here!
[And those giggles would probably be the sign of anyone else making a joke, but Arthur genuinely meant that. Stop fighting, guys. Even if Arthur seems to be laughing at you.]
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John, looking a bit lost, glances from Ravi to Alex and then to Arthur who is down on the ground. He wants to be on the same page as Arthur and say that they are all friends here, but the giggle that slips out now is just a little nervous. Covering his mouth with one hand, he runs the other through his hair, trying to figure out what to do.]
Hehehehe-hey, that's enough, yeah?
[He makes a grab for Alex, partially to steady to him and partially just to hold him back from Ravi; there's no way that he's going to be putting up a good fight in the state that he's in.]
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What was that for? [ he turns his glare off of ravi and looks at arthur. ] You okay, man?
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[but, ugh, he definitely does not want to get in a fight right now. actually, the intermittent laughing at shit that isn't actually funny is making him feel vaguely ill--or maybe that's just the drinks? or both?? either way, bad state to fight in.]
[he sinks against the wall, frowning down at Arthur] He's fine. I think.
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[Says the guy who still can't really get up.]
I'm just admiring my view of the sky!
[There's a bit of gesturing.]
Just stop PUNCHING each other!
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Anyway, John is just going to be carefully dragging Alex further away from Ravi for the time being, okay? Arthur's going to have to pick himself off to floor; he's already got his hands full of drunken
vampiredude.]So are we done now?
[He giggles nervously, giving the two arguing men a forced smile.]
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