drama8om8: (Life is a 8ox of chocol8tes)
Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket ([personal profile] drama8om8) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-08-02 06:09 pm

video; via smartphone

Hah! Hah! Fuck all of you assholes with your stupid dumb fancypants power shit. Fuck you! Because I have a real superpower now. The best and most useful and cool and impressive one and you are all going to feel sorry for ever thinking my abilities were lame!

[ With a triumphant nyaaahh, Octavia sticks her tongue out at her phone and then turns it towards the TV. It's tuned in to one of those 24-hour live shopping channel broadcasts - a female presenter is currently hawking overpriced fake jewellery to the viewers. ]

"...And this beautiful piece can be yours for only three hundred dollars! But even if you wear this overpriced piece of shit, you won't be as hot as Octavia."

[ While uttering her slightly-suspect words, the presenter has an unsettlingly slack look to her limbs and a completely vacant expression. It's creepy as hell. After she's done speaking she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, and Octavia turns the phone back towards her own grinning face. ]

Haha! See? I toooooooold youuuuuuuu! I can make anybody do anything I want any time I want to and it is going to be amazing.

[ She may be exaggerating just a teensy bit. (Permissions post is here!) ]
vetala: ([Deadpan] let's do the opposite of that)

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[personal profile] vetala 2013-08-02 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. Your life must be so difficult, what with your plans to mind control people and possibly get them fired from their jobs. Excuse my lack of sympathy.
iustitia: (her hair is full of secrets)

[personal profile] iustitia 2013-08-02 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The way I heard it, you had to get that shouty kid to help you.
hawaiianheir: (just for you tonight)

Re: video;

[personal profile] hawaiianheir 2013-08-02 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad I could help educate you on what you have gotten yourself into.
not_good_not_wicked: (Oh fuck she looks mad)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2013-08-02 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[After a second, Ms. Kirisame suddenly looks up, then gets up and walks past Marisa without a word to go downstairs. Marisa sounds a little shaken.]

That's...a hell of a trick.
wirsinddiejager: (WHAT IS MY LIFE)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not shouty.
iustitia: (Default)

[personal profile] iustitia 2013-08-02 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Not even a little bit?
originaloddcouple: (Excited Duo)

[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2013-08-02 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a brilliant name! And I'll be... Professor Moriarty!

[Isaac just looks between the two girls with a face screaming "what is going on here?!"]
enrages: (no dessert for you)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
METAPHORICALLY PUCKER UP, BUTTERCUP, BECAUSE SHE HASN'T ACTUALLY GIVEN ME MONEY YET.
wirsinddiejager: (do you want to kill titans too)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess I sometimes shout a bit when I get angry, but that doesn't make me shouty.
wirsinddiejager: (did somebody say TITAN)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I REFUSE TO PUCKER UP LITERALLY OR METAPHORICALLY AND STOP CALLING ME BUTTERCUP.
enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He is really shouty.
iustitia: (god karen you're so stupid)

[personal profile] iustitia 2013-08-02 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Teresa's eyes widen, and then she immediately buries her face in her hands. Her shoulders might be shaking a little.

This may seem like a typical facepalm, but the truth is that she really, really doesn't want to admit that she thought that was funny.]
Edited 2013-08-02 20:43 (UTC)
enrages: (she's a ghost and a bitch)

video;

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY MIND, THAT IS SO CREEPY.
somesayinfire: (get a fucking grip here)

[personal profile] somesayinfire 2013-08-02 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Conta—[she tries getting the word out but it devolves into another bout of uncontrollable laughter. dammit, this is exactly what Tavia was going through and she can't even keep her hands steady enough to type anything out, either. this friggin' sucks.]
enrages: (she's a ghost and a bitch)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER? WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS EASIER FOR THE BOTH OF US? SNUGDOUG? PUCKER UP, SNUGDOUG? SNUGGLES? WEE PETIT BABBY? BABYCAKES? CUTIE BUGGLES?
wirsinddiejager: (*internal monologue*)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
STOP. STOP NOW AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.
iustitia: (her hair is full of secrets)

[personal profile] iustitia 2013-08-02 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And just how often do you get angry?

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