Adventure 04 | Video

[italktofish]

[The video feed opens, and there's Arthur in a small kitchen looking excited about something.]

Guys! Guys! I FINALLY got rid of the bug infestation in my pantry--and you're NEVER going to believe how it happened!

[He'll move the camera and...that sure is a very nice, neat group of silverfish standing there. It looks sort of like he's amassed a small army; they're standing at attention in rank and file and everything.

I ASKED the silverfish to leave and they actually listened! OUTRAGEOUS!

[His grin broadens.]

I guess it's true--a fish is a fish, even if it's a bug!

Comments

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

WOW! That's like... a superpower! What else can you do?

[Video]

[italktofish]

Well, I can talk to anything that lives in the ocean! Fish, dolphins, lobsters, jellyfish, sharks, maybe even a walrus or something...and I have a Rousing Song of Heroism!

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

That's a lot of fish to talk t-

Song of Heroism?

[Video]

[italktofish]

YES! I got my Rousing Song of Heroism!

Do you want to hear it?

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

I, uh... hold on, let me get Isaac!

[She races out of view and returns a minute later with her partner.]

What's this about a speech of-

Rousi-

rousing speech of heroism?

[Video]

[italktofish]

It's a Rousing SONG of Heroism!

[And he will sing a little song for them. The silverfish actually dance along.]

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

[They're... just gonna stare. For a sec. Then:]

That is the greatest thing I have heard in my entire life.

You're INCREDIBLE!

[Video]

[italktofish]

Thanks! I do try!

[He is eating up the praise.]

It helps when I remember such OUTRAGEOUS stuff!