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[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan looks terrible, like he hasn't slept for a couple of days. (That would be because he hasn't.) He's still feeling nervous about bringing up the scorpion encounter and potentially having to mention his weird outburst, but he figures the network should know about it. Might as well do it now, when he's too tired to care much.]

Uh, hey. There was this big purple scorpion...thing running around the other night? It stung people and made them laugh like morons for hours.

[He yawns and rubs at his eyes, then takes a sip of coffee.]

Anyway, it was following Octavia and she led it to my house because for some reason she thought I might have a gun and, uh, we killed it. Together. It was a team effort. Go us.

That's pretty much it, just though you guys might want to hear about it.

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[wirsinddiejager]

I dont believe you.

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[drama8om8]

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[wirsinddiejager]

oh my god stop.

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[drama8om8]

[ omg icon

also her sobs are still all wheezy from scorpiontimes

so sad and pathetic and pitiable ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

no no no dont cry! Ill

Ill consider it ok.

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[drama8om8]

Haha, I'm just fucking with you, dude!
ACTING. 8)

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[wirsinddiejager]

OK IM DONE CONSIDERING. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

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[drama8om8]

I really WILL cry if you don't do it, though! I was just honest and friendshiply enough to be honest about it this time.
You wouldn't punish me for telling the truth, right? 8'C

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[wirsinddiejager]

how do I know you wont just pretend again.

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[drama8om8]

Because I just proved you can trust me to come clean!
Much like I trust YOU and have been telling Karson so.
Right? 8D

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[wirsinddiejager]

I


I guess

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[drama8om8]

Can I also trust you to wear the spandex?
If you wear the spandex I promise not to whisper lewd things about Karson in your ears while you sleep EVER, even once.

And the other way around too.

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[wirsinddiejager]

does it really have to be spandex.

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[drama8om8]

Yes. But you can like hold the cape around you if you're worried that I am going to look at your junk. 8|

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[wirsinddiejager]

I guess that could be ok maybe.

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[drama8om8]

You. Are. The. BEST!!!!!!!! <33333333

 

 

Wait does that mean you WERE just convinced I was going to catch an eyeful of your bits because wow dude

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[wirsinddiejager]

are you saying you wouldnt

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Of course I wouldn't! What do you take me for.

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[wirsinddiejager]

well the other stuff youve been saying here kind of makes it seem like something you would do.

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[drama8om8]

I JOKEFLIRT WITH PEOPLE CONSTANTLY OK I AM A HEALTHY TEENAGE GIRL.
That doesn't mean I would be all about checking out the goods the moment you even LOOK at some spandex!!!!!!!!
(Obviously I would buy you dinner first.)

 

(That was a joke I don't have a crush on you remember Karson is full of every shit)

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[wirsinddiejager]

OKOK FINE JUST CHECKING. Ill just let it go now ok and not make any more assumptions.

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[drama8om8]

THANKYOU.