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[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan looks terrible, like he hasn't slept for a couple of days. (That would be because he hasn't.) He's still feeling nervous about bringing up the scorpion encounter and potentially having to mention his weird outburst, but he figures the network should know about it. Might as well do it now, when he's too tired to care much.]

Uh, hey. There was this big purple scorpion...thing running around the other night? It stung people and made them laugh like morons for hours.

[He yawns and rubs at his eyes, then takes a sip of coffee.]

Anyway, it was following Octavia and she led it to my house because for some reason she thought I might have a gun and, uh, we killed it. Together. It was a team effort. Go us.

That's pretty much it, just though you guys might want to hear about it.

Comments

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[enrages]

what if he's really stupid and murders me anyways?
it's your fault.

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[wirsinddiejager]

no its your fault for going with him. you cant just use other people for your empty threats to make up for your own mistakes.

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[enrages]

that's called victim-blaming.

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[wirsinddiejager]

no its called idiot-blaming. learn the difference.

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[enrages]

you are calling the victim an idiot for not fully controlling every situation they're in.
you should be blaming the guy who's going to murder me!

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[wirsinddiejager]

dude you are in full control of the situation youre in. just dont get in the guys car. bam no murder.

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[enrages]

what if he stalks me and kills me anyway? even if i dont get in the car????

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[wirsinddiejager]

ok in that case it wont be your fault.

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[enrages]

would you avenge me then

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[wirsinddiejager]

maybe

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[enrages]

that maybe is all i need.