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[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan looks terrible, like he hasn't slept for a couple of days. (That would be because he hasn't.) He's still feeling nervous about bringing up the scorpion encounter and potentially having to mention his weird outburst, but he figures the network should know about it. Might as well do it now, when he's too tired to care much.]

Uh, hey. There was this big purple scorpion...thing running around the other night? It stung people and made them laugh like morons for hours.

[He yawns and rubs at his eyes, then takes a sip of coffee.]

Anyway, it was following Octavia and she led it to my house because for some reason she thought I might have a gun and, uh, we killed it. Together. It was a team effort. Go us.

That's pretty much it, just though you guys might want to hear about it.

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[drama8om8]

FINE. Then you ASKED for it!

[ wait shit it's really hard to say sexy things on demand unprompted

um ]

BOOBS, KARSON.

[ YESSSSSSSS]

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[enrages]

ARE YOU JUST TYPING BOOBS AT ME??

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[drama8om8]

IT'S HARD TO BE SEXY ON THE SPOT LIKE THAT OK.

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[enrages]

DON'T HALF-ASS IT, THOUGH.
THAT'S JUST EMBARRASSING.
FOR BOTH OF US.

1/4

[drama8om8]

I

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[drama8om8]

3/4

[drama8om8]

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[drama8om8]

Karson are you WANTING me to be sexy at you.

[enrages]

w
what

[drama8om8]

Oh my god you are the MOST BUSTED. The absolute most busted!!!!!!!! I would announce to the ENTIRE NETWORK that your boners are all mine if I wasn't laughing so hard that my bruises from yesterday are hurting again YOU ARE THE BUSTEDEST.

[enrages]

OH MY GOD DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BONERS?!!!?
I MAENE OHY MY GUFKCING NO
I WAS JUST SAYING IF YOU ARE GOING TO TRYFG TO BEF SFUCKING SEXY TOR WATEVER LIKE AT LEAST TRY TO BE GOOD AT IT NOT BECAUSE I CARE ABOTUG IT AOR SENTHIGN BUT BECAUSE ITS EMBARRSING FOR YOOH MY GOD IM JUST GOING TO STOPFUCKGIN TAKLING

[drama8om8]

But what if I waaaaaaaant to talk about your boners, Karson?
What if I want to talk about them aaaaaaaall
night
long~?
Wink wink! ;D

[enrages]

why
why do you want to
talk
about my boners.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[drama8om8]

It was a euphemism. I was implying that we were going to be doing sex in an appropriately sexy sexual fashion.

[enrages]

oh ew

[drama8om8]

I'm sorry, would you rather I give you the link to my Karson/Alan fanfic instead? It is a work in progress.

[enrages]

OH EW

[drama8om8]

back on the "sexually broken" pile for YOU.

[enrages]

i'll take the pile if it means no sex with you or alan.

[drama8om8]

Pile's yours, weirdo.

[enrages]

i will laze about on it with honor.