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[Alan looks terrible, like he hasn't slept for a couple of days. (That would be because he hasn't.) He's still feeling nervous about bringing up the scorpion encounter and potentially having to mention his weird outburst, but he figures the network should know about it. Might as well do it now, when he's too tired to care much.]

Uh, hey. There was this big purple scorpion...thing running around the other night? It stung people and made them laugh like morons for hours.

[He yawns and rubs at his eyes, then takes a sip of coffee.]

Anyway, it was following Octavia and she led it to my house because for some reason she thought I might have a gun and, uh, we killed it. Together. It was a team effort. Go us.

That's pretty much it, just though you guys might want to hear about it.

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ARE YOU SURE??
REALLY THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND.

SURE HOLD ON

NOPE STILL WOULDNT

I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT LONGER TO DECIDE.

IM PRETTY SURE I WONT BE CHANGING MY MIND.

HERE'S A MINUTE:

DO YOU WANT TO KILL LIFE YET?

YES I NOW WANT TO KILL LIFE GOSH I HATE LIFE SO MUCH

(that was sarcasm. I dont actually want to kill anything especially not life. that is not even a thing that anyone can kill why are you asking me about this)

uuuuuuughhhh you are so frustrating!!

GOLLY GEE GOSH I WONDER WHAT ITS LIKE DEALING WITH SOME FRUSTRATING ASSHOLE TALKING TO YOU ALL THE TIME. MUST BE A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

YES IT IS A PAIN IN THE ASS, YOU LOSER.
ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.

HERES AN IDEA: GET OUT OF MY POST AND YOU WONT HAVE TO TALK TO ME. EVERYBODY WINS.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

then be prepared to have your ass pay the price.

this isn't that bad of a price if it means we're both getting mutual annoyance out of it.

If you guys were gay I would ship this so hard.
Are you sure you're not like. Bi?

n
no

A girl can dream ok.

NO. DREAMS INVOLVING ME AND KARSON ARE BANNED FOREVER.

What about fanfic?

... "Your ass must pay the price!" smouldered Alan, sexily.
"It is a price it is all too willing to pay," Karson angerwhispered as his shirt fell off. "Look at my lack of shirt, Alan!"
Alan narrowed his eyes. He could beat that lack of shirt, and then he would beat KARSON.
Innuendo very intended.

i think im going to throw up

Hey, rude! I get good reviews on fanfiction.net, ok. That was just a rough draft! >8\

FANFIC IS ALSO BANNED.

You can't ban my fanfics! I didn't even get to the smut yet. >8C

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Would it be better or worse if I was there too, hypothetically. I can't decide! 8|a

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

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