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[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan looks terrible, like he hasn't slept for a couple of days. (That would be because he hasn't.) He's still feeling nervous about bringing up the scorpion encounter and potentially having to mention his weird outburst, but he figures the network should know about it. Might as well do it now, when he's too tired to care much.]

Uh, hey. There was this big purple scorpion...thing running around the other night? It stung people and made them laugh like morons for hours.

[He yawns and rubs at his eyes, then takes a sip of coffee.]

Anyway, it was following Octavia and she led it to my house because for some reason she thought I might have a gun and, uh, we killed it. Together. It was a team effort. Go us.

That's pretty much it, just though you guys might want to hear about it.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

glad were clear on that.

[enrages]

crystal clear.
now get the fuck out of my comment spamming, you psychotic plague.

[wirsinddiejager]

Im not psychotic

[enrages]

get the fuck out of my comment spamming, you misled psychotic plague.

[wirsinddiejager]

how about you get the fuck out of my post first.

[enrages]

no.
i belong here.

[wirsinddiejager]

I will figure out a way to ban you.

[enrages]

you will never accomplish your dreams.
you'll die sad and alone with me still in your post.
i'll invade every post you ever make, and i will talk to everyone else more than you ever could.
all your posts will become mine.
everything you ever do on this network will be mine.

[wirsinddiejager]

I SWEAR I WILL BAN YOU FROM THIS NETWORK OR DIE TRYING.

[enrages]

ENJOY DEATH, MOTHERFUCKER.

[wirsinddiejager]

ILL ENJOY BANNING YOUR SORRY ASS FIRST.

[enrages]

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.