Eren Yeager | Alan Hunter-Serket (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2013-07-24 11:58 pm
wirsinddiejager) wrote in savetheearth2013-07-24 11:58 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
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- final fantasy xii: fran,
- homestuck: dave strider,
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[Alan looks terrible, like he hasn't slept for a couple of days. (That would be because he hasn't.) He's still feeling nervous about bringing up the scorpion encounter and potentially having to mention his weird outburst, but he figures the network should know about it. Might as well do it now, when he's too tired to care much.]
Uh, hey. There was this big purple scorpion...thing running around the other night? It stung people and made them laugh like morons for hours.
[He yawns and rubs at his eyes, then takes a sip of coffee.]
Anyway, it was following Octavia and she led it to my house because for some reason she thought I might have a gun and, uh, we killed it. Together. It was a team effort. Go us.
That's pretty much it, just though you guys might want to hear about it.
Uh, hey. There was this big purple scorpion...thing running around the other night? It stung people and made them laugh like morons for hours.
[He yawns and rubs at his eyes, then takes a sip of coffee.]
Anyway, it was following Octavia and she led it to my house because for some reason she thought I might have a gun and, uh, we killed it. Together. It was a team effort. Go us.
That's pretty much it, just though you guys might want to hear about it.
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I mean I got my cooooooool coinflippy powers! And I am going to get MORE powers because there is no way I am getting stuck with shit THAT useless.
And I got a. Nerdy book with blood on it? And. That doesn't entirely suck I. Guess.
And I remembered some good stuff too! <3333333
So basically this is NOT shitty fuck you. Look on the BRIGHT side, loser! C8
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Well if it WAS a pulsecho thing then I mean. It doesn't mean you will get any MORE like that, right?
I mean maybe another you just. Really didn't like bugs. Which is understandable because fuck bugs forever.
Look at some bug pictures and see if they make you want to crush them! I will wait.
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ok.
[BRB LOOKING AT BUG PICTURES]
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jesus christ did you know scorpions have their asshole right next to their stinger.
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MEANING NO YOU FUCKMORONIC DOOFUS WHY WOULD ANYONE KNOW THAT WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S NOT A THING I WANTED TO KNOW WHY
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Alan did you search "scorpion butts" because if so I don't think we can be friends any more
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(I'm a scorpio just fyi ;D)
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(lol)
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