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[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan looks terrible, like he hasn't slept for a couple of days. (That would be because he hasn't.) He's still feeling nervous about bringing up the scorpion encounter and potentially having to mention his weird outburst, but he figures the network should know about it. Might as well do it now, when he's too tired to care much.]

Uh, hey. There was this big purple scorpion...thing running around the other night? It stung people and made them laugh like morons for hours.

[He yawns and rubs at his eyes, then takes a sip of coffee.]

Anyway, it was following Octavia and she led it to my house because for some reason she thought I might have a gun and, uh, we killed it. Together. It was a team effort. Go us.

That's pretty much it, just though you guys might want to hear about it.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

well there. wasnt much left of it afterwards so idk how helpful that would have been.

[vanisland]

And you didn't think to do that while it was still alive? What kind of photographer are you?

[wirsinddiejager]

Im not any kind of photographer. thats not my medium. I do drawing and painting not photos.

[vanisland]

[She is actually kind of surprised by that. Maybe her idea will pan out after all...]

Can you draw it?

[But Miranda Atmiller takes her list of issues one thing at a time.]

[wirsinddiejager]

sure give me a minute.

[After a short pause, she is presented with this.]

[vanisland]

Hmmm... It's a start. How giant was it exactly?

[wirsinddiejager]

about the size of a big dog I guess? or small pony.

[vanisland]

Well, that's certainly giant by comparison to the norm, if nothing else.