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[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan looks terrible, like he hasn't slept for a couple of days. (That would be because he hasn't.) He's still feeling nervous about bringing up the scorpion encounter and potentially having to mention his weird outburst, but he figures the network should know about it. Might as well do it now, when he's too tired to care much.]

Uh, hey. There was this big purple scorpion...thing running around the other night? It stung people and made them laugh like morons for hours.

[He yawns and rubs at his eyes, then takes a sip of coffee.]

Anyway, it was following Octavia and she led it to my house because for some reason she thought I might have a gun and, uh, we killed it. Together. It was a team effort. Go us.

That's pretty much it, just though you guys might want to hear about it.

Comments

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[hollowleg]

ok so she actually did something. color me completely surprised.

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah I was pretty surprised too.

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[hollowleg]

But you did the actual killing, so more points for you. Useless points you can spend at the Bragging Rights Store, I guess.

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[wirsinddiejager]

yay for me. never done anything like that before so I guess Im just naturally talented at killing things.

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[hollowleg]

hooray have some virtual confetti made of the viscera of your enemies.

but no that's a pretty useful talent to have in this case

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah just kind of a creepy one.

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[hollowleg]

no more creepy than a hunger that doesn't go away unless you eat raw meat.

welcome to creepyville, man.

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[wirsinddiejager]

ugh this is total bullshit. how is stuff like that supposed to help with saving the earth or whatever it is were supposed to do?

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[hollowleg]

beats the fuck outta me, man. it's distracting. AND EXPENSIVE