[Handwritten text - Post it note]

[grimmopedia]

[The handwriting is neat but small.]

Alright so all I did was write down some numbers on a post it note. That's it. After I had some weird delusion but that's what happens when someone hits their head. But now there's more things on my post its and I didn't write this. I've just been working too much. I need to sleep, and stop writing myself notes.

No one else can see this right? I mean I can just burn this and I'm cool. Yeah totally cool.

[On a second post it note in very large writing is the following.]

Note to self: Get a cat scan tomorrow.

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[handwritten]

[detectivetroll]

Surprise, we can see you.

[handwritten]

[grimmopedia]

We? How many of you are there?

And why are you here? Get out of my post it notes.

[handwritten]

[detectivetroll]

I don't know, man, I don't think anyone does.

You do realize that this isn't actually your post it notes talking to you, right?

[handwritten]

[grimmopedia]

Oh great. That is seriously not comforting.

Yes I've figured that out. Thank you for being so helpful. That bonk on the head must have been harder than I though and I've got blood pooling in my brain. Maybe I need an MRI.

[handwritten]

[detectivetroll]

No, it's not.

I don't know, you might. Hell, maybe I need one, too. Or maybe what everyone's saying is real - a lot of people are having weird things happen to them, and it started with seeing those numbers. If you write them down, apparently on anything, it connects you to this network, and everyone else who's had it happen to them.

[ Handwritten ]

[selfassured]

Do you always write out your complete thought process when making notes?

[Handwritten]

[originaloddcouple]

Oh, you hit your head?

You should get that looked at.

It might seem harmless, but it's important to remain healthy.

I think there's a doctor on here somewhere. We've met a nurse.

voice {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

[yup, he is going to try to blow your mind here]

Surprise, it's not your head. You are another lucky new member to the secret numbers club. The numbers you wrote down lets you access a network with other people and yes, you don't need it hooked up to anything so long as you write the numbers down first.

[ text ]

[fatherssins]

Cat scans are expensive, just talk to people here, you'll know what's going on soon enough.

[handwritten]

[grimmopedia]

You think?

Sure it does buddy. You're just a head injury induced hallucination. And you just don't want me to get checked out because then you'll disappear.

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

What? No. You're supposed to keep records of your symptoms after a head injuries aren't you. That's all.

Although I have no idea how I'm going to explain you to the doctor.

[Handwritten]

[grimmopedia]

Crap. Now I've got two delusions talking in one post it note. At least you two are making some sense. I'm definitely getting this looked at.

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

Oh, delusions? You should really get that checked.

Not to run you're life, but normality is pretty important. It helps make friends! That's true generally, but appearing as sane as possible is probably a good idea with this network and everything.

Oh yeah, that's a good idea!

Just popped in my head, seemed like something to bring up.

[The delusions don't seem to have picked up that they're what Monroe is trying to get rid of.]

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

How the crap is my post it note talking!

[The rest of the Post It note is filled up with phone numbers of local medical clinics plus some for taxi cabs.]

[handwritten]

[detectivetroll]

It wasn't any more comforting when I first heard it a few days ago.

Yeah, that's me. I'm a hallucination, and I'm clinging desperately to my survival. Please, don't go get medical attention.

[...and then he considers the possibility that this guy might actually go get medical attention and tell the doctors everything that he's seen here, and get himself, or other people, killed.]

Actually, shit, no, don't. It's not exactly a good idea to tell people that this place exists, just in case.

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

Oh sure, just talk to my delusions while blood continues to pool in my brain. Are you the part of my subconscious in charge of bad decisions?

[fatherssins]

I don't think I am, although I am personally very bad at making decisions.

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

[The time is written on the top of the post it note like he's keeping track of his symptoms.]

Started seeing delusions. Delusions started talking to each other about my sanity and about how I don't have any friends.

Maybe I need a therapist?

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

What?

Nononononono! We're sure you have lots of friends!

Great friends!

Loyal friends!

Lifelong friends!

We could be your friends! If that was alright.

We, uh, mean... well, we didn't even ask for your name!

Oh, sorry! We didn't mean to... you know...

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

You didn't exist a few days ago.

That's for finally admitting it. Now can you help us out and disappear?

And for a second there I though you were going to be my favorite delusion. A guy can't even trust his delusions anymore.

[ Handwritten ]

[detectivetroll]

I've existed for over thirty years, man.

[There's a pause as Nick tries to consider how the hell he's supposed to talk this guy out of going to the nearest medical professional and spilling everything about this network, and the people on it. And realizes that, well, he pretty much can't. Especially since he isn't one hundred percent sure that everyone on here isn't crazy.]

Look, I'm Nick. What can I do to convince you that I'm real? And no, you're not getting a picture. I'm not putting my identity over whatever this is.

[grimmopedia]

Well fix that. I make enough bad decisions on my own without a head injury.

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

You think you have.

Dude, a picture really? Am I hallucinating a dating site now? Are we going to meet up in person? Stroll through the park? I'm pretty sure I'd know you were a delusion when you didn't show up.

[ Handwritten ]

[grimmopedia]

My name is Monroe but you should know that. Well that and just how wrong you are but that's besides the point.

[ Handwritten ]

[detectivetroll]

Funny how you're not the first person to think this is a dating site, but no. Really, really no. There actally aren't enough letters in the word no to properly express how much no.

But if that will prove it to you when I show up, then yeah. Okay. I'll be at the park. Black ballcap, blue t-shirt.

[And in disguise, so this guy can't indentify him, and with a jacket so he can scope out the situation before being noticed, but still. Nick'd been thinking about trying to meet someone off of this thing to help prove it was real since it was first mentioned to him; he might as well stop this guy from blabbing about the network while he's at it.]