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[vetala]

I think that if I must sit in another drama club meeting where half the club insists on arguing their case to the drama sponsor about why they should have been the lead and so on, I will probably just start having all of their costumes delivered by UPS and save myself the trouble of actually being involved in what is no doubt a waste of my goddamn time.
That aside, it's surprising that a series of numbers that have been floating around in my head for the better part of five years have suddenly decided to become relevant in a memo. It's rather suspicious if you ask me, though nobody ever does.
Mostly I’m just curious as to what exactly this is, but I also wanted to get all that off my chest. This seems like a closed network of sorts, though I'm confused as to why it's working in a memo document with a tablet that isn't connected to a wireless signal. Though I honestly don’t know much about computers aside from how to use them well enough to earn a high school credit for technological comprehension.
If someone could explain the situation before the student trying to convince the sponsoring teacher that he should be Hamlet (for what is about the sixth time in this meeting alone) gets hit with a folding chair, that would be excellent.
I would read all I could normally, but I'd rather receive an explanation first so that my time isn't wasted anymore than it is.
And possibly so I don't miss the inevitable horror movie scene about to take place in the drama room.

((OOC: pretend i posted this at a reasonable time. ready? go!))

Comments

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[hollowleg]

that sounds like a real hoot. also five years??? wow...

uh let me see if I can't find that little guide...

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[hollowleg]

Ah, found it.

I don't know if you need to connect to the internet to get to it or what but here.

welcome to the Secret Number Club. We don't have badges yet. But some obnoxious girl wants us to have superhero costumes to which I say nay

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[pitch_slap]

the folding chair probably won't help anything, but at least it would be viscerally satisfying.

But I'm afraid I can't offer much in the way of explanations myself. Same situation: numbers, relevancy, a closed network with no discernable source. Very strange, isn't it?

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[vetala]

If at least three people end up unconscious I figure I'm within my rights to call it a day and go home to tend to my plants.

Strange. Suspicious. Mildly disconcerting. These are all suitable words that could pertain to this situation.

[15minuteslate]

oh jeez. drama drama. tell me about it.

so, who's putting on hamlet?

[vetala]

The Drama Club at my school. Original name, I know. I figured that much was obvious. Really, I am only here to make the costumes and to maybe have something to put on a résumé at a later date.

[enrages]

[ wow this writing style is really familiar.
really, really familiar. ]

does
your name start with a k

[vetala]

Why?
Does yours?

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

You can also access this network using food, pencil, a remote control, mirrors - well, anything that you can type out or create the numbers with.

[bleached blond with a Japanese accent and looking like he just crawled out of someone's bed who doesn't seem like the type to do anything really important.]

Got popcorn for the horror scene?

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[vetala]

Part of me wonders if you are lying, but part of me thinks it would be absolutely amusing to contact someone via ketchup and french fries.
As for the horror scene, I have a granola bar and half a can of iced tea.
Your hair is an absolute mess, by the way.

[Text | Handwritten]

[scramasax]

[On the tail of the above...]

He is right. We can use anything that we can form our numbers with. If I were to speak at the paper that I am writing on now, you would also be able to see me.

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[vetala]

And is there a rhyme or reason as to why this works like it does? Has anyone figured out why, or does that still remain a mystery?

action; I HOPE THIS IS OK TO ASSUME if not poke me k

[drama8om8]

[ GOLLY. WOULDN'T IT BE AN INCREDIBLE COINCIDENCE IF SOMEONE ON THE NETWORK JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THAT DRAMA CLUB MEETING?

Ohohohohohohohoho~

Meaning Octavia is also furtling around through the network, and she is now aware of two things:

1 - The drama club should totally have just let her be Hamlet and stopped these other blabbermouthed losers in their tracks. Playing Hamlet as a gun-toting action chick would have been fucking revolutionary. To be or not to be, motherfuckers.

2 - That network post indicates pretty clearly that Costume Chick is the one posting. Ohohoho. Again.

Octavia straightens out of her chair-slouch, flicks her hair over her shoulder, and: ]

Ahem. Hem hem. HRRMM.

[ ...clears her throat. And widens her eyes. YES SURELY THAT WILL GET COSTUME CHICK'S ATTENTION WOW ]

Action; oh my god so perfect

[vetala]

[Kanti is halfway through another intensely factitious not-really-argument with Karson when she hears someone LOUDLY CLEARING THEIR THROAT BEHIND HER. She turns her head in the direction of the noise and... Well, Kanti doesn't actually remember her name. Then again, she doesn't actually remember the names of most of the people in the club. Whoops.]

Is there something you need? A cough drop, perhaps?

[SMOOTH.]

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[wirsinddiejager]

Im starting to think that by the end of the week everyone whos ever been involved with the drama club in any capacity is gonna be on this network.

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[vetala]

We can only hope that you are wrong in every capacity.

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[gogoghostpowers]

[Hamlet? Isn't that what his school's drama club is supposed to be putting on next? He's pretty sure he's seen posters about it...]

Wow, there really are a lot of people on here from our school.

I didn't know the drama club was that violent.

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[vetala]

They may seem like a bunch of theatre nerds on the outside, and that's because they are, but you really can't underestimate their ability to throw a tantrum. Or a stand-up tree prop.

[iustitia]

Could you say that the drama club members are being overly
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dramatic? B]

[teresa no that was not clever at all]

[vetala]

I cannot even begin to describe how unnecessary the abuse of those periods was. It boggles the mind.

[enrages]

2/10

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[counterclock]

who the fuck wants to play hamlet even

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[vetala]

I haven't the faintest idea. Justin? James? It probably starts with a J.

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[argents]

Sounds like the wrestling coaches should try recruiting from the drama club. I remember hearing the arguments all the way through the band room walls...

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[vetala]

Seems like it, though most of them do seem peaky.
Did you once attend here?