[text via computer]

[gogoghostpowers]

[His parents always told him that if he finds a mysterious secret network that can only be accessed by unusual means, he should use the eight proxy servers set up in the attic before connecting to it and then determine its use before proceeding with anything else.

He always thought it was a load of bull, but all of a sudden everything his parents ever told him seems relevant. Now the question is: how do you check something if something is part of a secret conspiracy to brainwash everyone without blowing your cover?]

This is a test to check for proper network functioning and see if anything needs fixing.

Is this connected to the water treatment facility, city hall, department of agriculture, Roswell in New Mexico, the city maintenance office, any psychiatry offices, or any stores selling Adidas shoes?

Also, what's the connection to Thomas Edison's birthday?

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Comments

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[gogoghostpowers]

Not really, not since I got this number stuck in my head a few years ago. Mostly I just got really clumsy after that.

[handwritten]

[moarnomsplz]

Sounds about right, I really think these vision things have a twisted sense of humor. I got a stutter out of one of them.

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[gogoghostpowers]

Oh, really? Jeez.

I haven't actually heard of anyone getting something good out of one of those things yet. It's either confusing or just causes a ton of problems.

[handwritten]

[moarnomsplz]

Well I also got a tail. Inconvenient but pretty useful in a fight. And luckily I can make it go away.

Some people got powers but it kind of seems standard that they don't remember exactly how they work.