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[gogoghostpowers]

[His parents always told him that if he finds a mysterious secret network that can only be accessed by unusual means, he should use the eight proxy servers set up in the attic before connecting to it and then determine its use before proceeding with anything else.

He always thought it was a load of bull, but all of a sudden everything his parents ever told him seems relevant. Now the question is: how do you check something if something is part of a secret conspiracy to brainwash everyone without blowing your cover?]

This is a test to check for proper network functioning and see if anything needs fixing.

Is this connected to the water treatment facility, city hall, department of agriculture, Roswell in New Mexico, the city maintenance office, any psychiatry offices, or any stores selling Adidas shoes?

Also, what's the connection to Thomas Edison's birthday?

[NAILED IT.]

Comments

[somesayinfire]

I'm glad I don't have to worry about that, then. Maybe. These things, these weird dizzy spells and lurches and then you feel better and you know or you can do something new (we need a better name for that), they can happen anytime, can't they? I don't know why I didn't think about that before now. That's actually kind of scary.

[gogoghostpowers]

I guess they can. I didn't really think of it that way.

I've heard of some pretty bad things happening to other people because of those lurches--like having their eyes liquefied. I'm pretty glad right now that all that's happened to me is some weird 'superpower' clumsiness.

[somesayinfire]

Okay, I have a new plan. The plan is try not to make my eyes melt out of my skull. Also, try not to have any more of these things. I know I can't control them, but maybe if I pretend really hard they'll listen to me.