[text via computer]

[gogoghostpowers]

[His parents always told him that if he finds a mysterious secret network that can only be accessed by unusual means, he should use the eight proxy servers set up in the attic before connecting to it and then determine its use before proceeding with anything else.

He always thought it was a load of bull, but all of a sudden everything his parents ever told him seems relevant. Now the question is: how do you check something if something is part of a secret conspiracy to brainwash everyone without blowing your cover?]

This is a test to check for proper network functioning and see if anything needs fixing.

Is this connected to the water treatment facility, city hall, department of agriculture, Roswell in New Mexico, the city maintenance office, any psychiatry offices, or any stores selling Adidas shoes?

Also, what's the connection to Thomas Edison's birthday?

[NAILED IT.]

Comments

[destinedforrock]

You're adjusting marvelously. [Said curtly.

She may be being a tad wise with that comment. Nevertheless, it's true that this compares favorably against others she's seen and talked to in the past.]

[gogoghostpowers]

[he is getting sassed by a horse

where did he go wrong in life]

Well, I'm sorry, but it's not every day I get confronted by a talking animal. Or any day. It's just a little crazy.

[destinedforrock]

Well -- get used to it, darling. [Curt, again - but not harshly said.] You're sharing this network with at least two cats and I believe a ferret, too -- though they haven't put in an appearance, lately.

And there's a fellow who can talk to fish! I say the important thing is that we can talk. And I should expect you'll find that polite conversation between species is hardly the most insane thing you'll be exposed to, now that you're one of us!

[gogoghostpowers]

Right. Two cats, a ferret, a horse, and a fish whisperer. Got it.

I guess if conspiracies can be real, so can talking animals, right?